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dead heat in a zeppelin race

What the chest of a girl with huge tits looks like.
Tina's chest looks like a dead heat in a zeppelin race.
by Jason Spencer April 3, 2004
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Used between two guys, when one wants to draw discrete attention to the impressive attributes rack of a female who has just come into his view.
Cockney#1 Pwfoarrr! Look at that bird at the bar! It's like a dead-heat in a Zeppelin race!

Cockney#2 Yeah, and Smuggling Peanuts too!
by Negrophiliac May 26, 2008
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Alabama grease gun race

At the end of Alabama family reunion, all the males form a circle jerk and ejaculate into a single cup. The cup is then emptied into a grease gun, and the youngest male is then to artificially inseminate the oldest female, therefore initiating him into the family tradition.

The winner of the race is the male who's sperm impregnated the female, therefore concluding the Alabama grease gun race.
"Congratulations cletus on winning the Alabama grease gun race."
by Alabamian Freedom fighter July 29, 2021
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Pontiac Racing

Jordan's car. Jordan often wonders why his car is broken.
WHY TEH FKUC ISTN MY CAR WORKGIN AGIAN!!!!!!!!111 IS TI BEAUCSE I E_BrEKA IT TO MCUH?/////////
by JordanDiginZ0rz October 4, 2003
mugGet the Pontiac Racingmug.

se mettre la race

boire beaucoup ou trop d'alcool(et vomir après).
"Demain, il va se mettre la race"
by P_12 December 23, 2008
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Ur Race has Gays

The fucking trump daddy comeback of all comebacks. Combining the Ur category with the fact that anyone’s race, does in fact, contain gays, immediatley links the gayness to the person. It is invinible to the comeback “No U.” While it is a suicidal one, it is the worst possible comeback, regardless of what anyone else says.
Timmy: Hey Billy, ur mom gay.
Billy: No U.
Timmy: Ur Family Tree LGBT.
Billy: Hey Timmy?
Timmy: Yes?
Billy: Ur race has gays.
It is like every atom in his body feels like it has exploded with nuclear force, and his Brain feels every bit of it. Timmy is immediatley erased from existence as his mortal body cannot handle the very existence of the comeback. Billy is also erased from existence, as the comeback inevitably affects him and hits him with full force. But it was all worth it. As Billy won the argument.
by CharFil May 24, 2018
mugGet the Ur Race has Gaysmug.

pissing like a race horse

pissing like a race horse basically means to piss in large amounts frequently, just like a pregnant lady would.
I have been drinking so much water lately and now I keep ‘pissing like a race horse’ every 15 minutes.
by bones from monster house February 14, 2022
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