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Queafer

A follower, subscriber, or in any form a part of the "LeafyisHere" community, typically comprising of 12 year old kids before their tastes in humor or content has yet to develop. Queafers operate in an almost hive-mind mentality, requiring little individual brain power to think for themselves and instead only regurgitate the shit they ate up form their LeafyisQueer overlord like pesky flies, and then puke it everywhere. Their simplistic compositions have proven an amazing evolutionary adaptation to a lack of intelligence, with the only stimuli their mental processes required for entertainment are key words like, "lichrally," "fucking," and a one-sentence "joke" about getting something in the mail so as not to overwhelm them having to process too many words. He is a hero to his people, teaching them slowly and through repetition how to comprehend words stringed together to form a sentence and unlock the secrets to the most epic joke of all time: a pokemon in the mail. It is for these reasons and more that a Queafer will give it's meaningless wasted life to defend the honor of her majesty.
I'm lichrally a fucking queafer.
by NyanFlore February 9, 2017
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Queef

Yo i just queefed in that nigga bitches face yo fam its lits!!
by Jshdhshehshxhd June 12, 2018
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Queef Cannon

Blowing air in the vagina then punching the female in the gut till the air comes out or blood which ever comes first
I heard Talen did a Queef Cannon on your sister. I hope she’s ok.
by DirtyRoss69 December 5, 2019
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Dairy Queef

The act of eating a lot of dairy and have insane diarrhea while at the same time queefing. Can also happen during intercourse.
Hey Kate, so I was just in the bathroom having a dairy queef thinking about you.
by Dairy_Queef October 22, 2015
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Mega Queef

When a girl shits out of her vagina
That bitch just took a big ass mega queef
by TurboedDude May 29, 2018
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QAnon Quid Pro Queef

The conspiracy theory that Trump and Putin used secret queefs between staffers to communicate coded messages.
QAnon Quid Pro Queef coding has now surpassed AES 256-bit encryption as the gold standard.
by QAnon Quid Pro Queef August 6, 2021
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Queef

A queef is a true delight - a wee zephyr being born from marylin, a ladies vulva.
'My friend Claire loves to queef, she can do it on demand, but only after appying a lube.
by Dan the Man October 7, 2002
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