paper asshole

1. Fucking jerk
2. A person who thinks they are so much more important than someone else.
3. A person who thinks that they are above any laws or order.
4. Alternate meaning- fucking asshole.

If you are a paper asshole we know who you are, but because you are a paper asshole you have no idea how much of an asshole you are because, you are a, paper asshole. Hey all you paper assholes, we know who you are and you cant hide you pricks!

1. That guy in my office is a real paper asshole.

2. I cant believe that woman just cut me in line for tickets, she is a real paper asshole.

3. Hello police... yes this is Mike Jones from Oak St, there is a paper asshole in a blue volvo driving up the street at ridiculous speeds. Yes sir, we will respond and beat the shit out of that paper asshole immidiately.

by Cheppo July 12, 2006

Paperhanger

A Counterfeiter. Not necessarily an individual who specializes in counterfeit money, but moreover an individual who specializes in screwing an established system due to counterfeit documents.

Back in the 40's my grandfather was one of the nation's largest paperhangers.

by Michael Black May 19, 2006

sudanese paperboy

the act of throwing feces at one or more individuals during sexual activity.

dude, my new girlfriend is a coprophile. i'm totally going to give her a sudanese paperboy.

by meowihasface August 9, 2010

big face paper guy

a loser who doesn't know he/she is a loser.

"Dana, you are such a big face paper guy."

by Lizzie K. December 14, 2007

A piece of paper with a star on it

Protects you from the boogie man.

And everything else imaginable.

Oh Teh NoEs!!11!! Peter is about to explode, Where the fuck is my piece of paper with a star on it!!??!?!?

OH no SYLAR!! QUICK, someone draw a piece of paper with a star on it!!!

by Skyancez March 27, 2008

talking like a man with a paper asshole

Talking like you have all the answers but you have none

John boehner is talking like a man with a paper asshole.

by Plumbob November 15, 2013

paperwork

To be engaged in the act of rolling a marijuana smoking apparatus ("blunt", "spliff", "joint").

Jims doing some paper work, and then we're going to smoke this fat-ass L.

Jim:Excuse me while I finish some paperwork.

by Wolf X Lax 22 July 19, 2010