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House points

Useless crap used to make teachers pets feel better and to make it seem like teachers aren't always dishing out detentions like oprah.

Mainly used in british schools.
Teacher: " here u go jimmy, have a house point for ur good behaviour"

Student: "miss can i go to the toile...."

Teacher: " YoU ShOuTeD OuT!!! DeTeNtIOn!!!"

house points are for good students/pushovers
by 69Jeff 420 September 25, 2019
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West Point Junior High

The worst school in Utah and the principle is a perv that will come up to you and listen to what you are doing the art teacher touches your pack and he has a hug gap and yea i may go to the worst school but ya mom gay
by saved progress November 11, 2019
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Laughing Point

Describing how easily a person laughs at things. Comparable to the boiling point (where the water starts to boil when it becomes too hot). Laughing point is the point where you start laughing at something when you find something funny.

Directly translated from the Chinese word ‘笑点’
'You have a high laughing point'.
'Really? I think my laughing point is quite low. I laugh at almost everything'.
by mochibabe April 14, 2020
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Funny Point

When your friend tries to be funny, but says something so stupid and unfunny, or a joke that has been overused way too much that you have to award him with a point.
Person 1: what’s nine plus ten?
Person 2: twent-
Person 1: JOE MAMA
Person 2: wow bro. really funny. you’ve earned a funny point.
by BakedOwl May 15, 2020
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Valorant Point

Like the phrase "valid point" but funnier and for gamers. The word 'Valorant' is used because the first 3 letters are the same as the word 'valid.'

Valorant is a free-to-play multiplayer tactical first-person shooter developed and published by Riot Games, for Microsoft Windows. First teased under the codename Project A in October 2019, the game began a closed beta period with limited access on April 7, 2020 followed by official release on June 2, 2020.
"This is so me when I-"
"What do you mean Dad? Mum was the victim of a vehicular homocide? That is a valorant point."
by valorantpoint October 9, 2020
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Guns point mall

Nickname for greens point mall in Houston Texas. So named because of all the shootings that take place there.
Bro. Why you want to go to guns point mall? It's a dead mall for sure!
by 4realazitgits March 18, 2021
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Quincy Point

The shittiest part of Quincy, MA. Located in the Eastern parts of the city, it's full of retards who juul, play sports, and fight. It's basically the world's largest teenage dick-measuring contest because everyone's trying to one-up each-other. They favorite hangout spots for the retarded teens are Victory Park and Fore River Field. The women here can range from innocent Asian girls, to annoying African girls, to whorish White girls. The only good part is probably the sea access, but that's it.
I visited Quincy Point earlier and man, what a shithole.
by OldFag69 May 20, 2021
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