lay the pipe

act of screwing women's tits

Man, I wanted to lay the pipe with my woman last night but she said, "You aint putting your dick in my boobs".

My woman has big ass boobs so laying the pipe with her was off the chain!

by Tap Dat#1 August 2, 2012

laying pipe

Pooper sex.

Man, I was laying pipe with this one nasty chick last night and she farted and cried at the same time.

by B. Miller October 22, 2003

Bag-pipe

When you put your ball bag so deep in a women’s throat it hits her wind pipe.

My girlfriend gagged after I bag-piped her.

by Billy Breathes December 3, 2018

Mexican Pipe

The best Pipe you'll ever sit on ladies lol. Cinnamon :p

Vanessa: Hey girl what's up!

Friend: Ayyy girl, let's go to the club for some drinks tonight after work.

Vanessa: Oh no girl! I would love to but I haven't been able to walk right ALL DAMN day, I think I should go home tonight for now.

Friend: Why girl what's wrong? You good?

Vanessa: Yeah, I chilled and smoked with that hot Mexican guy I've been tellin you about last night named "Shine" and he gave me that good Mexican Pipe! Damn I'm sore but that shit was amazing girl. Super soaked!

by Mexican Pipe (Ole) October 21, 2016

Pipe job

When someone loses their shit, or goes off the rails. Much like a crackhead would do.

We were in a normal conversation and all of the sudden, Julie goes from zero to pipe job in 2 seconds flat!

by Richter Ass November 8, 2019

vent pipe

The crack of the ass prominently displayed by repair men while bending over.

I was very gassy after lunch, so when I was repairing the refrigerator, I discreetly let a fart out. It travelled up my vent pipe and was trapped in my Carrhart work shirt.

by Anthony Orifice August 24, 2004

Pipe of Paradise

A cyclindical contraption (Hose) inserted up between the male or female buttocks (Anus) in a form of colonic irrigation using steaming hot urine from your loving partner.

Bernard drank so much tea round the vicars house, he was prepared to give Doris the pipe of paradise as a token of his
affection.

by *Shark* October 23, 2011