phone amnesia

the condition that occurs when one makes a call and is preoccupied, so when the recepient picks up the phone the caller momentarily forgets who they are calling

(ring ring)

Me: hello?
Caller: oh...um...who is this?
Me: what?
Caller: oh wait sorry i just had a case of phone amnesia.

by johnbob06 September 30, 2008

peasant phone

A phone that is not the most current iPhone.

Hey, dude, did you see that new peasant phone by HTC? It has LOLdroid 2.1 on it.

by LOLdroid July 18, 2010

phone soldier

A girl (or a guy but guys are more action less talk) who likes to talk mad smack over the phone but is not really that hard. She usually sounds like a whiny b*tch who talks alot but apparently has never heard of the saying, "Those who are real bad... move in silence". Generally speaking all her threats and abuse simply comes over the phone. She will talk alot, but then when confronted, well... simply does not answer. She is usually angry about being played.

On phone:
Girl: "The best part of this is... I won't get caught... He will be somewhere in the forest with no fingers... just trust in that. Imma drive all day over some stupid internet shit cuz I got played."
Girl 2: "Uhmm... True.." *Dude... this girl is a phone soldier!*

by To You Victor Mary February 22, 2008

cell phone

Cell Phone (Cellular Phone, Cellphone, Cancer-stick.) N.:

The cell phone is a device that came out during the 1980's. It has gone through a series of evolutions, from the brick-like appearance that it once had, to the satchel-bomb looking Carphone, to the almost sex-toy in shaped objects we have now days.

Cell phones are host to a slew of 'programs' used for various forms of communication, from the Standard voice-interaction called Calling, to the Text-Message, right down to the tag-like system of Voicemail.

Oddly enough, these options all cost exorbitant amounts of monetary wealth.

So I got my first Cell Phone Friday... and I heard my wallet crying in agony.

by Chris Shank October 4, 2005

phone job

The act of a woman sexually pleasuring a man using phone, text, or imagery as stimulation.

Tiffany, that was the most amazing phone job! Thank you, baby.

You're welcome, Ryan.

by igknight333 October 16, 2011

LG phone

An LG phone is a shit phone and the emojis look like shit too

If you use an LG phone then you're pour

by anonymous February 12, 2021

banana phone

a song that also doubles as a torture device.

what's that song...omg, it's banana phone, turn it off!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by JDawg13 November 22, 2009