pengeance

Vengeance with a pen

Vengeance by shoving a pen into any hole in the body of the victim. Bleeding must occur inside the hole which the pen is being shoved, if not it is just a weird way to commit revenge.

LEADER: What do we want!?
EVERYBODY ELSE: Pengeance!
LEADER: When do we want it!?
EVERYBODY ELSE: Now!

by NJDevil January 9, 2011

Pengborning

To use lumpy gravy as a lubricant during anal sex

"I'd give her such a pengborning"

by Dr.Jones October 6, 2012

pendulum smack

After gravity has taken it's toll upon the male genitalia a man can now use his scrotum and testicles as a wreaking ball. Assuming he has two, one needs to bounce back into the other testicle sending it hurdling towards the desired object. Thus the pendulum effect.

Bro: How did you get that hole in your bathroom wall?

You: I realized I forgot a towel when I got out of the shower so I was going to helicopter myself dry with my giant schlong but I accidentally pendulum smacked the wall.

Bro: Ouch!

by Mr.Al January 16, 2015

peng day

Often used on Fuckboys Snapchat stories in southern England. used to describe a day that has been eventful and/or some good banter with friends.

That was a proper peng day.

by spodeman June 22, 2016

pengeleng

when someone is so peng, you have to add an extra leng on the end

damnnn tracy is looking mighty pengelengeleng today

by poopooqueenofleng June 20, 2016

Peng

When something or someone is really attractive. Is mostly used when something is really hot and pretty.

When talking about a girl : " damn she is peng "
When talking about an object: " this colour is peng "

by Artist .No.1 March 25, 2017

Peng

A word in used in urban England to describe a a person or a thing that looks nice , tastes nice etc.

Person description - yo she is peng.
Food description - yo this is peng munch innit.

by StreetSlangStoke July 9, 2017