No Pee January

No Pee January is a month-long contest in which each competitor must hold their pee for as long as possible and record their progress along the way.

“I lost No Pee January on the 7th. My bladder couldn’t take it anymore.”

by NoPeeGod January 20, 2021

pee breeze

When a urinal flushes and a fine mist graces your arm

Jack should not have worn a tank top as the urinal blew a pee breeze on his exposed arm

by Anonymous2675 March 14, 2015

Sleepy Pee

Getting up when you're clearly too tired to walk to the bathroom and urinate.

(turns on light)

SHIT. Should have invested in that nightlight. damn you sleepy pee

by zakdwyeragain November 2, 2010

Pee Bucket

"Pee Bucket"

pē - buck·et : The sexual act of uriniating within anothers anus. This can be planned out ahead of time with your partner, though the preferred method is to approach with disconcert.
Known variations: "Corked Pee Bucket",

I totally gave that girl a Pee Bucket last night!

"I totally gave that girl a Pee Bucket last night by urinating in her anus!"

by ESOM67676 April 18, 2018

virtually pee

v.
1) To excessively post on one's social networking page as a means of expressing possession or ownership. Common offenders include obsessive, insecure, or attention-craving significant others, as well as young teenagers and generally crazy stalkers.

12:53 pm : HEY BABESICLE! JUST WANTED TO SAY HI AND I <33 YOUUU! SEE YOU IN AN HOUR!

1:00 pm : SO EXCITED TO SEE YOU! BE OVER IN 10!

5:00 pm : Omg. We had the BEST time today! ;) muah! xoxo

Friend: You should really stop virtually peeing on your boyfriend. We get it..he's yours!

by Rikka32 December 3, 2010

Pee-on Platoon

Workers that fill minor support roles on the job ("assistants"), yet somehow tend to be the focus of the frustrations and negative emotions that are ever-present in the workplace.

Owner to Manager: "Company profits fell last quarter."

Manager to Salesperson: "Company profits fell last quarter because of the subpar performance of our sales team."

Owner, Manager, and Salesperson to assistant: "You lazy unproductive dipshit!

Assistant muttering to self: "Smoked a little weed in high school and wound up in this pee-on platoon"

by Lazy Slacker July 31, 2009

Faux Pee

The stream of water that sometimes comes off your wiener in the shower.

"Are you peeing in my shower?!"
"Relax, it's just faux pee."

by baconhaver November 21, 2018