Literal pee

Pee (literally)

Literal pee

by Bendew December 15, 2020

Pee deaf

The condition of temporary deafness brought on by peeing.

Hold up, I'm pee deaf. Give me a second

by tiny raccoon December 13, 2022

Occupied Peeing

Peeing as loud as possible so that people outside waiting will hear it and not knock.

I heard someone outside of the bathroom, so I used occupied peeing to make my presence known.

by Ducit May 28, 2015

pee breeze

When a urinal flushes and a fine mist graces your arm

Jack should not have worn a tank top as the urinal blew a pee breeze on his exposed arm

by Anonymous2675 March 14, 2015

Keanu Pees

Basically Keanu Reeves except he’s peeing

Friend 1: Dude I just saw the new Keanu Pees movie!

Friend 2: You mean Keanu Reeves?

Friend 1: No Keanu Pees!

Friend 2: Your making it sound like some gross porn

Friend 1: Fuck you that you don’t know who Keanu Pees is!

by Rotten_Cum December 27, 2021

Faux Pee

The stream of water that sometimes comes off your wiener in the shower.

"Are you peeing in my shower?!"
"Relax, it's just faux pee."

by baconhaver November 21, 2018

Pee Polish

Using a piece of toilet paper to wipe the toilet seat really well, so house guests don't suspect you were too lazy to lift the seat when you just took a leak.

Steve pee polished the seat because surprise guests just showed up.

by lyradius February 17, 2013