Pee-on Platoon

Workers that fill minor support roles on the job ("assistants"), yet somehow tend to be the focus of the frustrations and negative emotions that are ever-present in the workplace.

Owner to Manager: "Company profits fell last quarter."

Manager to Salesperson: "Company profits fell last quarter because of the subpar performance of our sales team."

Owner, Manager, and Salesperson to assistant: "You lazy unproductive dipshit!

Assistant muttering to self: "Smoked a little weed in high school and wound up in this pee-on platoon"

by Lazy Slacker July 31, 2009

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Pee-Oops

When you go to the bathroom to pee but you accidentally poo. It’s a poopsie whoopsie.

Brandy: Where are you going Janean?
Janean enters bathroom

Brandy: Holy shit what is that smell?
Janean comes out of bathroom

Janean: I just went to pee, but pooped and it was a stinkiest pee-oops

by Bdubb8888 June 29, 2020

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Pee Stick

How a 2 year old says Penis, Dick, Cock, or Wang.

Timmy: Mama, why do you like to suck on Daddy's pee stick?
Mama: Timmy, you've got a lot to learn.

by RonniesLetsPlays October 21, 2020

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peeing red

Snowboarder slang: a praising exclamation for an epic maneuver successfully accomplished but with some pain or injury.

"Whoa Dude! How did you survive that epic booter? Peeing red!!!"

by CoyoteLoki September 24, 2013

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pee deck

A nickname for the forecastle deck of a ship, referencing the fact that the poop hole is on the back of the body, and the pee hole is on the front.

In ships that have a penis and testicles, this can also be called the cum deck.

Don’t pee on the pee deck!

by Mr. Twinkieface January 20, 2021

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