Pee-on Platoon

Workers that fill minor support roles on the job ("assistants"), yet somehow tend to be the focus of the frustrations and negative emotions that are ever-present in the workplace.

Owner to Manager: "Company profits fell last quarter."

Manager to Salesperson: "Company profits fell last quarter because of the subpar performance of our sales team."

Owner, Manager, and Salesperson to assistant: "You lazy unproductive dipshit!

Assistant muttering to self: "Smoked a little weed in high school and wound up in this pee-on platoon"

by Lazy Slacker July 31, 2009

Pee-tube

A penis (male genitalia) that hasn’t been used for sex in over a year. Masturbation does not count. It must have been deep in a pussy, with or without a condom. It is only been used to pee.

OMG! Why is your pee-tube showing, it not like anyone going to use it.

by AlwaysGloris June 12, 2018

fart pee

When you try so hard to fart that you pee a little. The opposite of per fart

I let out a fart pee while sitting on the couch and had to go change my pants.

by bobby winchester May 31, 2016

Pee mug

A mug that's full of human urine that you try to hide form your mother

Noun

OH NO! Mom found the pee mug!

by RunUpAJew April 6, 2019

Faux Pee

The stream of water that sometimes comes off your wiener in the shower.

"Are you peeing in my shower?!"
"Relax, it's just faux pee."

by baconhaver November 21, 2018

No Pee January

No Pee January is a month-long contest in which each competitor must hold their pee for as long as possible and record their progress along the way.

“I lost No Pee January on the 7th. My bladder couldn’t take it anymore.”

by NoPeeGod January 20, 2021

pee-whirly

A kinetic energy device that spins when urinated on - created to make peeing more enjoyable. A pee-whirly looks like a pinwheel or propeller.

Did you see the pee-whirly in that urinal? It lit up like a christmas tree and played music when I peed on it.

by tbagusmaximus July 15, 2010