applesauce pudding

when someone turns your brain to mush because they are so fucked up that is their answer top any problem and will they will probably always get away with it. A federal lobotomizer the rosemary effect.
"she was in witness protection so when he found her he turned her brain to applesauce pudding and got her some green jello"
by swellsoundsthatkill January 31, 2022
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Mental Pudding

Could be another term for anxiety. Comes in large doses. Usually fills your gut when fear-filled, or you're thinking too much.
His gut filled with Mental Pudding.
by killmeplzicantliveanymore June 10, 2022
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Pudding body

A girl with a great body, but every guy is putting (pudding) his dick in her
Dude she has a pudding body bro! Imma be in that tonight!
body
by hanker_dankers February 01, 2016
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pudding

Something that is off-putting is “pudding” or “pud” (puh-d) for short. Pudding is a Gen Z term. It can be used basically any time you don’t like something or someone. Kinda like the ick.
Girl, I’m sorry but that outfit is pudding.

He is so pud I can’t stand hanging out with him.

Ew that’s pudding af.
by serenat May 09, 2023
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Pudding

When a prostitutes gets home to her boyfriend she shares with him the pudding in her mouth and below.
She takes the "pudding '"n her mouth and kisses her boyfriend hello
by Godofsiiklove March 30, 2021
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Pudding

A phrase commonly used by grandmas. I'm sure your grandma calls you this.
Not to be confused with the delightful dessert.

Harley Quinn also calls the Joker this.
Grandma: It's good to see you, pudding!
Me: Grandma I told you to stop calling me that...
by CranberryKing January 17, 2017
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Pudding

A type of sweet treat that is a great dessert for when you don't have any desserts.

Recipe:
1/3 cup white sugar
3 tablespoons cornstarch
1/4 teaspoon salt
2 1/2 cups milk
1 1/2 teaspoons vanilla extract

1. In a 2 quart saucepan, combine sugar, cornstarch, and salt. Slowly stir in milk. Bring to a boil, and cook, stirring constantly, over medium heat until mixture thickens. Cook for 2 to 3 minutes more. Stir in vanilla.

2. Pour hot pudding into dessert glasses or molds that have been rinsed in cold water. Chill until firm. Unmold if desired.

3. Serve.
My dog, QP, ate pudding yesterday.
Did you hear about the man across the street who was selling pudding yesterday?
by Baking Pangolin February 09, 2018
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