potato condom

It's when your dick is a big as fully-matured potato and no condom will dare to fit around it.

Yo bro this broad wants this potato condom.

by The One and Only What December 9, 2017

potatoe chipe

a potatoe chipe is when you have a potato but stick your toe in it and the chip gets an e

damn that potatoe chipe is thicc tho

by skrtskrtato April 16, 2020

hobo potato

A sexual act involving no less than 2, but no more than 5 men

The boys had a hankerin' for a hobo potato later that night

by Hot Tater Lovin' Man July 14, 2021

potato room

The gap, big enough to securely store a potato, created by misfitting jeans when the waistband does not meet one's back due to being disrupted by an especially convex badonk. The bane of existence to pants-wearing bedonked folk, it can be measured by the number of potatoes one can store in the consolingly handy storage space. The variety of said potatoes is entirely up to the interpreter's imagination.

Jane: I really like these jeans, but they just don't fit!
John: But they have to fit -they're in your size and everything.
Jane: Nope. Too much potato room.
John: Ah.
Jane: Damn my deliciously plump ass.

by fufupop December 5, 2012

Undercover Potato

A potato on a mission
(please publish)

"Wait, you're the undercover potato!" screamed the kittens.

by Pigeon of the Rain November 3, 2019

meh the potato

meh the potato is a

short person in youtube

1. meh the potato is 4 foot lmao
2. she is doe

by ZiadTheDReAMMMMM October 5, 2020

Potato Masher

The act of hiding the evidence that you pooped in a sink or bathtub by smashing your stool with your foot or hand until it has become mashed enough to flow smoothly down the drain. Covering up any evidence that you defiled a bathroom.

I live in a one bathroom apartment but my roommate was using it at the time, so I had to think quick without destroying my pants. So I squatted over the kitchen sink and then proceeded to be a potato masher before my roommate was done in the bathroom.

by Tazo Defines March 2, 2017