lay the pipe

Man, I wanted to lay the pipe with my woman last night but she said, "You aint putting your dick in my boobs".

My woman has big ass boobs so laying the pipe with her was off the chain!
by Tap Dat#1 August 02, 2012
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laying pipe

Man, I was laying pipe with this one nasty chick last night and she farted and cried at the same time.
by B. Miller October 23, 2003
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Tractor Piping

Downloading lewd tractor based content from the internet, usually torrentz
Where's Bob to?

Oh, ee be down the barn, Tractor piping. We won't see im fer days, the dirty ole bastard.
by sweetgrass January 16, 2009
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Bag-pipe

When you put your ball bag so deep in a women’s throat it hits her wind pipe.
by Billy Breathes December 04, 2018
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Pipe of Paradise

A cyclindical contraption (Hose) inserted up between the male or female buttocks (Anus) in a form of colonic irrigation using steaming hot urine from your loving partner.
Bernard drank so much tea round the vicars house, he was prepared to give Doris the pipe of paradise as a token of his
affection.
by *Shark* October 23, 2011
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snuggly pipe

a broken or chipped glass crack pipe, usually smashed in the back alleys of baltimore. the reason its called a snuggly pipe is because when the junkie gets beaten up the glass pipe breaks and the junkie falls asleep on the shards of glass and its quite uncomfortable.
did you see that guys face?!?!?!

yeah, it looks like he slept with his snuggly pipe.
by beanpole jenkins March 17, 2011
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Loon Pipe

Guy 1: Hey, dude! That turd was so damn big it ripped my loon pipe apart!

Guy 2: I don't need to know that!
by PRVS August 08, 2009
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