Patty Wank

When a man masturbates inside a condom to avoid making a mess.

I had a nice patty wank last night and NO cleanup... :)

by Papa Josh July 16, 2009

Patty O' Mondays

It's the place to go!

Whenever it's sunny, or full of snow, Patty O' Mondays is the place to go!

by meggie-YO December 7, 2009

Patty Cake

The band director that is stalked by his students on social media, can also be called buddy.

Look, it's patty cake!
I saw what you posted on FB, patty cake!

by Queen nerd June 14, 2018

Patti

Short but a very loving person.She is great at reading and spend most her Time reading or working for her only daughter Angeline and her boyfriend Robert.Her boyfriend and her have been together 10 years and have an 11 year old daughter they raise together.Altho Angeline is not Roberts Child he’s been a father for her for almost her whole life

Patti and amazing person

by Erratic_Steak April 18, 2019

Patterson Mill Middle School

Also known as PMMS or Pmill, Patterson Mill Middle School is one of the most weirdest places ever. Filled with all types of Cliques. All of the students think that they are going to fall down the stairs because of how weak they look. People go on the elevator thinking that they are savages but secretly everyone does it. The school is big and all but the students that go there are compleatly trash. The highschoolers are all druggies that influence the middle schoolers to be the same. The HighSchool sports teams are trash, so dont be scared when your school is playing them. Most the girls are Basic White girls that think that they own the school. Every white girl also tans until they are LITERALLY BLACK. The girls there are ok but they are all cheaters. Nobody gets good grades so they dont make it into the schools they want. The Vice Princapals are trash and the guidance councelors dont help you much and are alwasys telling you to get an ice pack. The clubs are ok. But at the end of the day, all the students love eachother and we join together as Pmill

Patterson Mill Middle School

by hgcjzkujsxhkjz April 22, 2020

Patty fingers

When a ginger man shoves his shiny cheeto flavored fingers into a female, while performing the starfish move. This creates a suction effect that can only be released when his fingers are closed. If not performed by patty himself, this maneuver will end in the death of both participants.

"Did you see Maggie quivering this morning?"
"Yea I heard she survived Patty fingers!"
"Damn I wish that Ginga Pat would shove his fingers inside me!"
“Me too”

by Ghostfork April 9, 2023

flaming patty

Slang for a fart.... Word originates from a boy in North Salem New York

John made a ......

by anon October 27, 2003