Eating onions and spotting dimes

Seinfeld reference. When George can spot dimes from a distance but mistakes an onion for an apple when not wearing his glasses. Used when things don't make sense.

You're eating onions and spotting dimes, I dont know what's going on. Its total chaos.

by Stevez11 December 30, 2023

Purple onion

A vagina of African descent.

Jake: "hey man, I finally had sex with a black girl"
Chad: "so you finally got some purple onion?"
Jake: "what?"
Chad: "yea, man didnt you look down while you were getting it in?"

by The real professor plum July 8, 2023

james flick onion goon

when james goons onions aggressively fall out of his booty and willy

james flick onion gooned everywhere

by goon maxer November 21, 2024

Onion Butt

When a woman has such a delicate ass with a shape such as an onion

Damn, she got dat onion butt, shits finna make me cry

by Onionbutt55 September 16, 2023

Onion crumb

This is the offspring of a whole onion hread. When the onion bread ahas intercourse with an onion baguette, and onion crumb is produced from all the scraping against eachother. An onion crumb is the most wholesome bond an onion bread and onion baguette can have.

Me and my husband onion baguette just made an onion crumb

by Hoolick fanboi January 30, 2019

Onion ring

THE HOLY GRAIL FOR FAT FUCKERS THAT LIVE IN THERE MOMS BASEMANT

im fat i use onion rings as wedding rings

by !"£$%^&8U January 24, 2020

Onion talk

Layered speech conveying multiple thoughts in one phrase or sentence. Multiple meanings in one sentence.

I spoke to my partner in onion talk to covertly convey the situation at hand.

by SNARK420 December 29, 2019