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Green marker

1) A marker that is green.
2) To hide drugs (usually weed) in a fat Crayola marker. Usually done by students, especially in elementary school, middle school and high school because markers are fairly uncommon at schools and no one ever really pays attention to them.
1) "Dude, can I borrow your green marker?"
"Sure."
2) "Dude, can I borrow your green marker?"
"No, it's not a marker anymore."
by Minnesotasucks March 27, 2010
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Artisan Greens

The term "Artisan Greens" has lately been showing up on restaurant and pub menus. e.g. "Artisan Green Salad" or as an ingredient "artisan greens, pumpkin seeds..." or in place of the word salad simply "Artisan Greens". The word is primarily used as an embellishment for the word "salad" by the restaurant industry. At some point in time, the price charged for salads could no longer be justified and the industry came up with "Artisan Greens". So now , for example, "Artisan Greens" is used to convince consumers that they are getting an artistic and gourmet specialty dish prepared by a master chef that is worth the exorbitant price charged. Also, the price charged for "Artisan Greens" is often written simply as a number without the dollar sign and without zeros. e.g. "Artisan Greens - 12". This further convinces people of the gourmet and artistic nature of the dish and obscures the actual price.
Patron: " Do you have a side salad I can order?"
Waitress: "I have Artisan Greens that you can order as a side dish for 12"
by Jazzcat60 October 18, 2018
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Green Monster

Ugh. The Green Monster has awaken.
(Proceeds to droll at the source of jealousy)
by Chut up July 20, 2008
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bowling green

Here's to drunkenness & cases of beer, to the shots of vodka & Everclear. Here's to random hookups & the Walk of Shame. Heres to knowing his number, but not his name. Here's to Beta 500 Week, the year's biggest bash. Here's to being a BG student, now let's go get trashed!
I got an underage at BGSU!!!!!!
by D$ December 5, 2004
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Green Day

(n) 1. a band that used to be good but was taken over by middle schoolers, 9th grade girls, and fake-ass emo chicks.
2. a day where you smoke weed and drink booze; also called 420
1. Green Day is an example of, well, a Green Day band.
2. Stoner: Wow, look at me, I smoke weed, I'm cool, it's a green day.

Some dude: You mean, like the band.

Stoner: Uh, no...wait, what?

Some dude: Didn't you just mention the band Green Day?

Stoner: Oh, you mean the "I walk this empty street on the boulevard of cocks" guys.

Some dude: Yeah

Stoner: oh

(Stoner pulls out shotgun for no apparent reason and blows dude away, because thats always what happens at the end of these gay dialogue thingys)
by Dude Man guy April 21, 2005
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Green Day

An American rock band formed in 1987. The band consists of Billie Joe Armstrong (vocals and guitar), Mike Dirnt (Backup vocals and bass guitar) and Tre Cool (drums).
After releasing the album "American Idiot", they gained a great deal of popularity. The album deals with the George Bush era and the Iraq war, as well as being a teenager in disadvantaged areas of America and thus being without prospects for the future.
Their latest album, "21st Century Breakdown", deals with the economic crisis, war and religious fanaticism amongst other themes. Although musically their latest album is not considered to be as strong as "American Idiot", it's lyrics are very advanced.

Green Day are different to many other modern bands in that they sing and play music about the objective world, about relevant issues which affect a lot of people.
Green Day are a breath of fresh air in the current musical world.
by ShineOnYouCrazyDiamond August 9, 2009
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Green cumulon

A sticky, penicillin-infested substance that excretes from the clitorus
Yeah the strip club was alright, but when I got the private dance I got green cumulon all over my pants!
by Greenween December 7, 2021
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