gas station key fob

A cinder block or car wheel chained to the restroom key.

The strain of dragging that gas station key fob made me shit my pants.

by wolfbait51 June 2, 2011

Low Key Headdy Wops

Getting a Blow Job in a public setting, but making it so no one knows. Often times done in a car, movie theater, or in a park.
Can be abbreviated as LKHW- but pronounced LKHDub

Ex 1: I got some Low Key Headdy Wops when Jill and I went thru the car wash!

Ex 2: Dude, i just got some LKHW in the bathroom of that party last night!

by GulleyBreeze October 19, 2010

Low-Key-Headdy-Wops

Getting a Blow Job in a public setting, but making it so no one knows. Often times done in a car, movie theater, or in a park.

I got some Low-Key-Headdy-Wops when Jill and I went thru the car wash!

by GulleyBreeze October 16, 2010

Low-key kick back

A sarcastic remark about a party hinting that it is a few bros sitting back drinking beer, but in reality it is a large gathering of individuals that partake in an absolute rager party where massive amounts of alcohol are consumed and everyone has one single goal, to become absolutely wasted. These parties normally contain some variety of jungle-juice and are known for people to black-out. The gathering is absolutely insanity to the point where random things appear that are not expected (i.e. zoo animals). These parties are normally so full that it is impossible to move around.

Person 1: Did you do anything fun last night?
Person 2: I went to Dylan's house, it was pretty chill. We just had a low-key kick back.
Person 1: Nice, dude sounds relaxing.
Person 2: I guess you could say that.

by MedGunner23 October 3, 2019

Key West Butt Tickler

Any moustache circa 1978, found on any hawaiian shirt donning television private investigator or general flaming homo. also known as the "Cop Moustache", the "Burt Reynolds", the "Tom Selleck", or the "Magnum PI".

Look at this dude with his easter egg button down and Key West Butt Tickler.

by Major Moleface April 27, 2010

Keys in your pocket

When you have an erection. It’s called “keys” because of Inserting the “key” into the “key hole.” you get it.

Bro why do you have the keys in your pocket!?

by 1273672 July 3, 2018

Big red key

UK Police battering ram. Called the big red key due to it being big, red and used to open doors.

Police:Open the door or I'm going to get my big red key.

by Not*the*FBI October 21, 2020