October 18th

National dumb whore awareness day!!!

hey lucy, your a whore...but that's ok, we still love you anyways...WHORE!!!

even though somebody might be a whore, its ok but only on october 18th

by AbandonedCoochie469 October 17, 2019

October 21

No homo day you can do stuff do your same gender and it would be not homo

Oh on October 21 I made out with someone who is the same gender as me

by Krobane October 17, 2019

October 18

National quit your assclowning day

“She’s such a fucking assclown I wanna eat her alive”
“Don’t worry, tomorrow is October 18, national quit your assclowning day”

by Ipeedonthecat October 17, 2019

October 22nd

National hold hands with your girlfriend for the first time! I know there are some shy middle schoolers who probably can’t even date yet. This is for you and your future girlfriend.

Jonathan: Hey Alexi...
Alexi: Yea what’s up
Jonathan: It’s October 22nd
Alexi: Oh yea give me your hand

by Slutman69 October 21, 2019

October 21

October 21st is the day where one must pick up their shortest friend and yeet them across the room

On October 21st I yeeted Harold into oblivion

by Krotcher October 21, 2019

October 25

National slap your best friend day.

You slap one of your friends or multiple on the cheek by showing them how much you cArE aBoUt tHeM.

I have to slap you, it’s October 25. I have my swear to god promise with Urban Dictionary

by Ieatrandomrats October 22, 2019

October 23

make a move day! BITCH GO AT YOUR CRUSH, HE’S WAITIN’ FOR YOU

friend: “go kiss your crush!”
you: “okay!”
your crush: “why did you do that?” ;)
you: “because it’s October 23!”

by xxmads October 22, 2019