cough couch

when you are asked if your going somewhere

“are you going to the store?”
“cough couch yes/cough couch no”

by poopei October 6, 2020

Couch Collector

Someone who is never satisfied with the couch they currently have.

Henry: "Dude, my mom keeps buying couches, and then they aren't good enough to her... so we donate them to Salvation Army. But since I'm a guy, I have to move them all. We've had like 5 different couches in the last 2 years!"

Matthew: "Bro.. she a couch collector."

by Phantom649 June 3, 2019

Ethan Couch ain't got nuthin' on me

A "modern day" variation on the classic "I'll be able to call David Rockefeller a tramp" saying, and used to humorously refer to your having made a modest profit and/or unexpectedly gained a few bucks extra on a difficult job you recently completed.

Cool hunk #1, seeing his buddy --- who had jokingly told him earlier that morning that he was "wearing himself out getting rich" by driving here and there around town for a couple hours to give several people car-rides for a few bucks apiece --- feverishly lugging humongous bundles of bagged returnable-containers along a hot dusty highway: Gettin' too rich there, Dude?
Cool hunk #2: Yeah, fer sher, Pal --- I declare, I'm gettin' so gol-durned filthy-rich that I can hardly even carry all my vast wealth around! Ethan Couch ain't got nuthin' on me!

by QuacksO August 17, 2018

Couch

To provide professional coaching services.

I'm going to couch tsm.

by Nfjfjd February 8, 2022

Couch

A place where your dad loses his spare change and wallet sometimes if your lucky.

Bob: Hey Kelly I need some money can you make a distraction while I go check inside the couch?
Kelly: Ok.
Bob: Oh cool dads wallet is here were gonna buy so many diabetes.

by supboi200 June 26, 2018

Couch Scotch

When a grown person don't have their own home and goes from place to place sleeping on other people couches.

Where does Larena live?

Girl, who knows! She out here playing couch Scotch.

by Lordbear1 October 28, 2021

couch

ass rest

someone that let's people get away with things because they don't have a backbone to stand up for themselves.

you're couch

by samalo August 30, 2022