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Couch potato

A lazy fucking shit who can’t get off his ass. These creatures don't eat veg or meat, only snax.
Look at this bitch ass fucking lazy ass fucking bitch cunt prick couch potato dude
by WhiteBoiNibba123 May 24, 2019
mugGet the Couch potatomug.

fuck ya couch

by Nicholas_lupton October 9, 2016
mugGet the fuck ya couchmug.

couch eye

Bluish discoloration of one eye after being forced to sleep on the couch, after a disagreement
Yo man, did you get in a fight with you woman, looks like you got a bad case of the couch eye
by chloe blowy December 17, 2012
mugGet the couch eyemug.

whooping couch

A mental condition caused by low self esteem where you’re too depressed or lazy to do anything else.
The guy had such a severe case of whooping couch nobody saw him for weeks.
by CK Medical November 3, 2023
mugGet the whooping couchmug.

Fuzzard's Couch

When a person and their couch have become a couple after years of a person sleeping on their couch and "sleeping" with their couch.
Don't touch that couch. That's a Fuzzard's couch.
by Staichen March 30, 2024
mugGet the Fuzzard's Couchmug.

Couching

Couching is when you sit or lay on a couch and do nothing. It's also a sport.
"I won yesterdays couching competition!"
by The Queen Of Rainbows December 9, 2016
mugGet the Couchingmug.

couch fuckin

the act of fucking the cushions of a couch. A plastic bag is often used to catch the cum
Before I met you. All I was doing was couch fuckin
by Peter long lasting June 27, 2010
mugGet the couch fuckinmug.

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