Himalayan Mud Bath

When your partner, takes a steaming dump on your face, and you smear and wear it like a mask to exfoliate the skin.

"Rachel gave me a himalayan Mud bath last night, now my cheeks are softer than a babys bottom"

by Lucamend97 February 12, 2020

baja bath

The act of wearing a bathing suit while showering in the yard with a garden hose

dude you got dog shit on your back!

I'm not letting you shower in my house! go take a baja bath!

by wwjoeyd July 12, 2010

be on your bath behavior

It's a suggestion not too unlike to "be on your best behavior." In this instance it is a recommendation to keep it clean and not to be vulgar, well too vulgar.

Grandma: "Now listen children. I need you to be on your bath behavior in church today. No one is to spit or call the priest a child-molesting pedo again!"
Louie: "Can I at least spit in the holy water, Grandma?"
Grandma: "If I don't see it happen, then it didn't happen."

by von groovy August 26, 2024

Indiana bath

When one takes many cans of canned corn. Fills a tub with them and proceeds to bathe.

Gotta love a good ole Indiana bath.

by Winterparck July 8, 2019

The Year of Sponge Baths

A period of time during which one must provide unnecessary care for a significant other because the individual is overly needy.

Avery had to miss the Boys to Men concert because it was the year of sponge baths with her worthless boyfriend.

by Slamb Doctor September 14, 2019

detroit fudge bath

The art of smearing shit all over your partners body then performing intense anal.

Todd gave George an intense Detroit fudge bath

by Fjxrnsjxnen March 5, 2018

Tramp’s Bath

A tramp’s bath is when one must wash themselves using a sink, when access to a shower or bath is not possible.

I was on a 4 day road trip and couldn’t pay for a hotel, so I had to take a tramp’s bath in the bathroom of a 76 off I-90

by yes_fx July 20, 2021