mum

a person who washes your bum when you were a child

malmon :mum

lenarmac :yes

malmon: time wash me bum

by lecar December 6, 2021

your mum

in my bed

your mum in my bed

by hi your so cool January 17, 2023

Mum Banger

A friend who gets bullied so claims to have banged everyone’s mum.

Someone: shut it fatso
Robin: shut up I banged ur mum
Mum banger

by Urdaxoxoxoxoox June 11, 2018

ur mum

a very lame come back that only losers use to defend themselves in arguments that nikal uses

"what have u done"

"your mum"

by maggiiie June 28, 2022

your mum

your mum is sexy and so pretty. suck your mum

i met your mum today and she is ugly as fuck. go and suck your mum

by anonymous July 12, 2022

Bambino Mums

A terms or category of, aesthetically pleasing mothers of Bambino kart drivers

Kieran’s doing great today at Buckmore Park Kart Track, but I’m more interested in his mum. You can’t beat bambino Mums, Wayne

by Luke_otk May 12, 2024

Chief Mum

A Chief Mum is a mother who has respectfully parented her child into having good head on their shoulders. Good manners, groomed well at the start of the day but then they still know how to have fun, get dirty at the playground and be presentable at the end of the day. And aren’t *sshole kids because their Chief Mum would firmly & politely, without ever having to raise her voice, whip them into line.

Don’t mess with Charlotte’s Mum, she’s a Chief Mum.

Look at Charlotte, she’s always so well mannered. That’s because she has a a Chief Mum .

by Aussie Mums Rule February 6, 2021