Mum

The woman that gave birth to you and always wins a fight but secretly doing that because she loves u

*Fighting*
Mum:YOU KNOW THAT I CARRIED YOU FOR 9 MONTHS?!?!

by Kayia online January 11, 2020

Your mum

Your mum (maternal insult) is a (humorous) response to a question. It is usually meant as a joke.

What day is it? Your mum

by RickAstley12 June 7, 2022

yur mum

A phrase that completely obliterates your life and your future in a matter of seconds

You: Yur Mum

John the bully: gets kicked out of school is rejected by family and is diagnosed with every type of cancer in the world

by 1 like=1 v-buck giveaway July 25, 2018

ur mum

someone i will be engaging in intercourse with tonight.

ur mum gay

by Claireymondo March 18, 2022

mumming

mumming is when you hum and mime a song in your head.

oh wow. i was just mumming that to myself! how weird!

by hariboliciasardolls July 5, 2010

Mum

A women who looks after you and cares for you and hasn't always given birth to you.

My mum looked after me

by Random_Jake November 4, 2019

ur mum

ur mum is pretty much ur mum aka also known as ur mother and ur mum is a very common occurrence in a conversation with your friend

if u were talking u say "hello my g ur mum looks leng"

by mr super leng guy April 5, 2022