I was always wasting too many paper towels, so using my post masturbation macgruberism, I decided to invent "the bowl." (See definition of bowl)
by Sandman110 February 05, 2012
o fuk tht penguin is 1 hot piece of sheeit, mmm, im gonna return and pull Late Night Club Penguin Masturbation
on u babe
on u babe
by Musicgod14 February 09, 2014
When a person, most typically on youtube, feels the need to state that they are trying extremely hard to recieve sexual pleasure from the video they post this comment on. It is likely that the video is strange or awkward thus making the comment all the more entertaining for the reader.
by xlollerskatesx April 25, 2011
PMDS is a very serious illness that both men and woman can suffer throughout their lives. It is after the art of masturbation in which you will feel sad and depressed at yourself and your life. (This is a very serious illness and must be taken with extreme caution given the effects it can have on any given individual)
Jimmy: I just masturbated and I feel a deep sadness feeling inside of me.
Doctor: Well Jimmy it seems to me that you might have PMDS (Post Masturbation Depression Syndrome)
Jimmy: What does that mean doctor
Doctor: Whenever you pleasure yourself through the art of masturbation, you will become ill with depression after you ejaculate.
Doctor: Well Jimmy it seems to me that you might have PMDS (Post Masturbation Depression Syndrome)
Jimmy: What does that mean doctor
Doctor: Whenever you pleasure yourself through the art of masturbation, you will become ill with depression after you ejaculate.
by Ian’s mom August 14, 2018
by breadhasnotaste January 16, 2017
April 26 is an national masturbation together day! Go find your friend, your partner and masturbate together with them
by ttettettet April 26, 2021
-This saying is often used when you are committing something impossible. For example a T-rex trying to self pleasure with its tiny arms
"I cant figure out how to use this computer Melinda, its like teaching a dinosaur to masturbate"
"Cleaning your bisclitussy is like teach a dinosaur to masturbate"
"Cleaning your bisclitussy is like teach a dinosaur to masturbate"
by Danussy August 31, 2022