Masterbaton

The muscle between your elbow and inside of your elbow that grows more and more every time you masterbate.

John - Woah man! Your arm is huge!
Freddy - Thanks man! I've been working on my masterbaton.

by DaPro May 30, 2010

Master Chode

Urban legend of a male with short and stocky penis, tends to be found in mostly short african-american males that are hipsters or call themselves pretty-boys hoping people will not find out the truth of their small penis.

Beware whenever you confront a individual like this about their small penis they tend to have their chodes explode in a raging fashion. To avoid this predicament address them by the name Master/Lord Chode

Guy 1-"Hey I think that Griffith kid has a small penis!"

Guy 2" Didnt you know? He is the Master Chode! "

by TheChodeExposer May 22, 2011

Ticket Master

Another Word For The Police

Dude 1:Hey You Should Pull Over The Ticket Master Is On Your Tail.
Dude 2: Shit.

by Charla Nolasco September 26, 2008

Front Bumper Douche Master

To think you have a monopoly on all knowledge and wisdom in any one subject (e.g. golfing) but in all reality you are either:

1. Brand new at it yourself
2. Have no experience with the subject matter personally
3. Are a total tool who should not be giving anybody advice but to compensate you just quote philosophers and smart people to try and make yourself sound smart.

"Wow, Jerad keeps giving everyone 'expert' advice on how to manage a retreat but he just got the 'Retreat Manager' job one year ago! What a total front bumper douche master!"

"Brody is a total front bumper douche master. He keeps telling us how to do our jobs but he sucks at his!"

front bumper douche master

by Mr. BigStuff February 5, 2010

Masterbatable

A very attractive girl, that one would be more than happy to maturbate over.

"God, she's cute"
"Yeh, she's totally masterbatable"

by SIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMSSSSSSSSSSSS January 31, 2007

master baker

The epitome of being Nick Baker. To be completely baked out, being THE nick baker, and banging random girls. Also, wishing to bang random random girls. Sometimes, being home all alone and wishing you were banging random girls.

He just master bakered that hoe.

by THE Nick Baker December 31, 2008

Master Chief'd

Verb, to jump from a height and own somebody or bodies, who were below you

omg i tottally master chief'd that guy

by Ripht October 15, 2007