choose to mask it, or choose a casket

hey , its your choice. cover your face and live or support the funeral business

hey everybody, remember before you go out there. choose to mask it, or choose a casket

by burbman1969 December 4, 2020

Surgical mask

blue disposable face coverings you see discarded everywhere in parking lots

I ran over several surgical masks as I exited the target parking lot.

by Smallbutfierce December 11, 2020

Mask rules

A TV viewing audience is not your mother, so if you're a reporter on the news, why don't you tell your mother which businesses and people broke the stupid fuckin coronavirus rules?

Reporter- He/she/they broke the mask rules and my mommy is not the governor.
Authority figure (governor)- We will make sure they get punished, don't worry baby.

by Solid Mantis December 15, 2020

Mask-Ne

Acne from wearing a mask!

Look at my face, I have Mask-Ne

by PaulaZoo November 16, 2020

mask exemption

An excuse used by people who don't care about stopping the spread of coronavirus. People using this have no consideration for the health of anyone else.

Person A: Where's your mask?
Person B: I have a mask exemption, I'm magically immune to COVID.

by ES44AC November 18, 2020

Mask

If life wasn't worth losing, some of us would see why wearing a mask is so fuckin important to everyone else, but it is worth losing.

The guy put everybody at risk by not wearing a mask, including himself, because really life was worth losing. Really, he knew everybody was already as diseased and toxic as he was. Really he knew that everyone alive was the problem with the world.

by Solid Mantis November 25, 2020

Mask

If life wasn't worth losing, some of us would see why wearing a mask is so fuckin important to everyone else, but it is worth losing.

The guy put everybody at risk by not wearing a mask, including himself, because really life was worth losing. Really, he knew everybody was already as diseased and toxic as he was. Really he knew that everyone alive was the problem with the world. He also knew that everyone else deserved to suffer as much as he did, with no exceptions, since there was no such thing as angels.

by Solid Mantis November 25, 2020