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Jesus Martinez

A fucking dumbass that has no sense of humor and thinks that he is the best person in the world.
"Do you know a Jesus Martinez?
"Yeah I do."
" Oh damn, I feel bad for you now."
by Funsized Table May 31, 2018
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douchbag martini bar

a douchbag martini bar is a bar that takes over a neighborhood watering hole.it is filled with homos and yuppies who think they are hip for paying 45 dollars for a shitty drink. it is often the target of a brick through the window by locals. the talk inside the bar usually consists of how to rename a neighborhood into something faggy like SoWa or SoHa and how big someones dick is(usually reserved for the gays who patronize the bar)
Fransisco-lets go to the new trendy bar that just oppened up in SoGay

John-ok but dont forget your manpurse like you did last time

normal guy walking by- you faggots accuatly like those douchbag martini bars you can get the same dirnk for 30 dollars cheaper....dick heads
by meecrob69 March 11, 2006
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Martin

The one guy that every girl thinks is gay.
Hey is your friend gay?
Nah that's just Martin.
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Roland Martin

Fat, Dirty, Communist, Socialist Scumbag. He works for CNN (Communist News Network)

He has Barack Obama's nutsack in his mouth.
Communist Roll Call:

Jessuh Jackson...here

Al Greaseball Pimp Jackson...here

Barry Hussein Soetoro-Obummer...here

Acorn...here

SEIU...here

95% of Black Sheep...here

Roland Martin...I'mma here Massa!!!
by PhukYu October 25, 2010
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Corey Martin

by Fuck corey martin July 26, 2010
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Your Favorite Martian

This a cartoon band created by Ray William Johnson, who is #1 most subscribed on Youtube currently. YFM makes songs that are very funny, catchy, and entertaining. The videos are released every other Wednesday, getting millions of views per song.

These songs are often including other famous youtubers are "guest appearances" and collaborations. The words are mostly written by Ray William Johnson.

YFM is one of the most subscribed channels on youtube, and it deserves every one of those subscribers.
Me: Aw, man. This Your Favorite Martian guy is the s**t.

Hater: You kidding me? It sucks.

*walks away*

Me: Haterz gon hate.
by rwjluvamybrutha August 2, 2011
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Martin

Martin is really gay, he is often seen sucking dick on the side, he likes to talk to dudes and only dudes, because he is gay for them.
That Martin is hella gay.
by MartinisGay October 8, 2019
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