Ashley Madison Syndrome

A syndrome in which two girls spend copious amounts of time trolling the pages of Ashley Madison dot com under fake profiles containing photographs stolen off the internet (usually from the Facebook pages of beautiful, hot bodied women). While doing so, they taunt, terrorize and insult their victims with catch phrases and verbiage taken from the "greek sex" section of Urban Dictionary, while simultaneously bringing them to cyber orgasm. Symptoms include: ordering massive amounts of take out, not showering, gaining 6-8 pounds, not getting dressed or brushing teeth/ hair, laughing till stomach hurts, farting, channel surfing and drinking alcohol (all kinds).

After receiving a DUI on Thanksgiving weekend, Janice and Sarah decided to stay at home and soon developed a chronic affliction doctors could only determine to be Ashley Madison Syndrome.

by Superpumpers November 27, 2011

University of Wisconsin Madison

the biggest party school in Wisconsin, you'll find drunkards every night of the week. don't forget about thirsty thursady! (oh, and every other day of the week)

"A weekend in Madison? I don't think I can handle another liver transplant."

by Martini Merlot February 21, 2005

James Madison Memorial High School

A high school in Madison, WI. It's full of mostly lame and pretentious white kids who barely talk and think they're better than everyone else. You have the basic bitches there who wear their ugg boots and infinity scarves, the jocks who wear sports gear all of the time, the wannabe art kids who don't have any artistic ability to them, the ratchet girls with bad edges, and then you have the wannabe thugs who are nothing but fuckboys.

"I'm going to a James Madison memorial high school party bro! Come thru!"

"Fuck that! They're lame as hell!"

by Politicallycorrectdemocrat May 25, 2016

Oscar Madison

The slovenly sportswriter on the Odd Couple.

Oscar Madison is a more likable character than Felix Unger.

by David Langlais April 9, 2013

Swiss Madison

When you stick your finger in your partners asshole after an anal creampie.

After a great round of sex we started cuddling in bed when suddenly my wife swiss madisoned me.

by hugeshlong November 10, 2019

A Madison

A white girl who is a gen z Karen who uses woke culture against BIPOC

Went to a art opening yesterday where a Madison tried to explain to me why she relates to brown and black pain because she too has had struggles.

by Jacque Joose July 14, 2021

James Madison Middle School

A school full of bad bitches that can fight and boys that are ugly as fuck but still date the prettiest girls for clout. A lot of them has over 400 views on snap and are THICC

Girl A: Hey girl add me on snap dhmu@ your snap
Girl B: Ard bitch!
Boy: THE BITCHES AT JAMES MADISON MIDDLE SCHOOL ARE THICC!

by raptor2425 February 27, 2020