macboon

a macbook that has been heavily gooned on (a very dirty macbook)

"Bisher why is your mac a macboon"

by BisherAlmasari99999 April 19, 2025

MacBook neo

The newest MacBook from Apple. Costs $599, it’s a budget model with the a18 pro chip, therefore isn’t as fast as an m4 iPad Pro or even the new iPad Air but macOS is better than iPadOS in some areas.

MacBook neo yay or nay?

by iPhone=Airbus, Samsung=Boeing March 4, 2026

MacBook

iphone/ipad with bigger display and keyboard

You bought a MacBook? What an idiot!

by wlwlwlwlwlwlwlwlwl July 14, 2025

Maceon

A creative visionary who embodies the balance of dualities—light and dark, strength and vulnerability, creation and destruction. A Maceon is a symbol of empowerment, guiding others to discover their true potential and embrace their authentic selves. This figure transcends traditional boundaries, inspiring self-expression and personal transformation. The Maceon serves as a beacon of innovation and wisdom, leading with a deep understanding of the universe's interconnectedness, encouraging others to harness their inner power to shape their own destinies.

"Through every challenge, she (He) remained a Maceon—her (his) art not only transformed herself (himself) but illuminated the path for others to rise and express their truest form."

by Art Mayseon April 27, 2025

Macho Nut

Macho Nut

(noun)
When a man jerks off while doing aggressive commentary in the voice of Macho Man Randy Savage, hyping himself up like he’s about to win WrestleMania — “OHHH YEAH, THE CREAM RISES TO THE TOP!” included.

This act usually involves a lot of flexing, heavy breathing, and pointing to an imaginary crowd. Ejaculation is often followed by elbow-dropping a pillow, a stuffed animal, or anything nearby.

To perform a "Premium Macho Nut", just wear sunglasses and a bandana after spending a day at the tanning salon.

Example:

“Caught my roommate doing a Macho Nut in the mirror, flexing and yelling DIG IT!! as he finished. I’m never using that bathroom again.”

by GagnonDeezNuts May 6, 2025

Macaroni sauce

A funnier way of saying the term ‘Macksauce’, said when someone crashes their car

The civic got into a macaroni sauce

by Wheres.W212 May 31, 2025

MacBook envy

A term used by a Windows user to express jealousy towards someone that uses a MacBook.

Wallace: Look at this. This man has an Apple computer, and it has way more features than my Windows laptop that is with me.
Harry: Dude, you have MacBook envy.

by Disney2123 June 15, 2025