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Matt Davis

That mother fucker Matt Davis sure does look like Neville Longbottom.
by theotherguyallday February 23, 2010
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Matt Labarre

A gay pornstar who is most famous for his many role play videos involving a threesome between Gabe and Charlie in an english room.
Mrs. Mac: Hey Merideth did you see the Matt Labarre video?

Ms. Bickford: Yeah i fingered my self to it all night
by sportmatt69 May 20, 2009
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Matt Paras

A fat kid who carrys aroun a square luncg box all day.
Richard: Matt Paras is a fat ass.
Ryan: I know he will be lonely for ever!
Bill: I-)
by Not Richard January 22, 2008
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Matt Mazza

Matt Mazza is a term used to express one's fatness(also known as a Mazza). Matt Mazza is a fat fuck who eats linguini and stays on play station all day. Which is why people use his name as the definition.
God That guy is such a Matt Mazza!!! All he does is eat eat eat! What a no life!
by TookaTooka May 14, 2015
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Matt Damon

When you do, think or say something stupid, that was clearly avoidable.

From the movie "Team America - World police"
Its from the movie Team America in which the Matt Damon character only says "Maaaaaattttttt Daaaaammmoonn"

A usage example:
You fall over or you dont get a joke- "maaaatttt daammoonn"
Someone can also do a "Matt Damon" when the stupid thing is observed
by Leesa Tambo March 10, 2008
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matt schaub

a quarterback for the texans that kicks ass, yet he always looks stoned out his mind. so when some one looks like matt schaub, they are high as fuck. his last name can also mean a couple differnt things,

1. a badass.

2. something that looks good.

3. mistaken for shop, in andre nickatina "smoke dope and rap."
randy is such a fuckin matt schaub, he smokes way too much.

1. DAMN!!! look at that shaub.
2. ur car looks fuckin good, have you had it schaubed recently?
3. Ooh I'm high as hell from snorting that girl

Rush Mr. Cee so I could tie me up a curl

Out that shaub hoes do jock

See my Cutty in a rag I will drop top

See the freak on the block I think her name was Kim

Just stole her in the Cutty like Iceberg Slim

I said how you doin, my name is Dre Dog

You give me your number I'll give you a call

She said my hair looked proper as it blew in the wind

But I can't have her number 'cause I fucked her best friend

It's a pity I'm a nigga that just don't care

Except for my dope my money and hair
by luke gava November 5, 2009
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Matt Damon

The most brilliant actor in the entire history of brilliant actors

07's Sexiest Man Alive

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Matt Damon Eyes: Grey-blue eyes with a calm energy about them

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To Matt Damon someone: To bowl over someone with such uber-brilliance, they might never recover from their charmed trance, even if it happened unconsciously/subconsciously
She watched The Bourne Ultimatum two years ago, and she still can't get over Matt Damon's brilliance

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My kitten was a female, too bad; I couldn't name her Matt even though she had these beautiful Matt Damon Eyes

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Shia LaBeouf is the only thing that has helped me get over Matt Damon
by iHEARTShiaLaBeouf September 29, 2010
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