Mario is the name of the best guy in the world. He's sweet, kind, and very funny. When you first meet him you'know exactly that you met a "Mario" because they are just that fun.
If you ever encounter a Mario, make them yours ASAP. They are for real husband material and there aren't many of them left. They'll take care of you as if you're their princess but they can also be very horny and demanding. Don't hurt a Mario because they've gone through enough. Please them and let them know you love them. Mario's are also always there for you if you feel down and will always try to help you in every way possible. Mario's are the type of people who make your days better and they are truly amazing people.
If you ever encounter a Mario, make them yours ASAP. They are for real husband material and there aren't many of them left. They'll take care of you as if you're their princess but they can also be very horny and demanding. Don't hurt a Mario because they've gone through enough. Please them and let them know you love them. Mario's are also always there for you if you feel down and will always try to help you in every way possible. Mario's are the type of people who make your days better and they are truly amazing people.
by reoakayourwifey February 23, 2022
Get the Mario mug.(Everyones been shitting on Mario in favor of Luigi, so I'm gonna balance it out a little.)
Mario is the main protaganist of the Super Mario series, and for good reason to. He has made multiversal trips to save the Princess, has killedgiant turtles, and threatened getting his ass melted in lava and flamed by fire to save the Princess. Albeit the actoins of a simp, he is dedicated. while he may not boast the stature or jump height that Luigi has, he is ten times more brave, and could absolutley rip ass compared to Luigi.
Mario is the main protaganist of the Super Mario series, and for good reason to. He has made multiversal trips to save the Princess, has killedgiant turtles, and threatened getting his ass melted in lava and flamed by fire to save the Princess. Albeit the actoins of a simp, he is dedicated. while he may not boast the stature or jump height that Luigi has, he is ten times more brave, and could absolutley rip ass compared to Luigi.
whys everyone shitting on Mario all the time?
I don't know, but evertone prefers Luigi for some reason.
I don't know, but evertone prefers Luigi for some reason.
by stovO33 April 2, 2024
Get the Mario mug.1) A itailan plumber made by Shigeru Miyamoto that comes to throw Bowser into the lava and save Princess Peach. Usually he gets a kiss whenever he saves the princess. And he stomps goombas, and he goes into the pipes.
2) Series of video games.
3) Mario Segale.
2) Series of video games.
3) Mario Segale.
It's-a-me, Mario!
by ihopeshemadealotsofspagetti January 12, 2021
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by Blob the Gamer March 25, 2021
Get the Orange Mario mug.Mario is a man who has a taste for victory, and a power to freedom. A man with undying will, and a perfect body. A combed moustache, and a customized hat. He'll charm you day by day with his flirtatious "It's a Me!", or "Yahoo Ha-Ha!" He isn't just a gigachad, he's a concept to strive for. Mario jumps high to get what he wants, and you can too. Even in the face of his greatest enemy, he invites them to go race and get drunk. He's a jump-up superstar, a zowie wowie hero, and once you get to know him you'll be hooked on the brother. HUH!!!
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