loser

dgreener

dgreener is a massive loser

by izzyp February 25, 2022

Loser

Someone who can’t win. Even when they receive something.. they lose it sooner or later. Everyone loses things. Keys wallets, phones, houses. but losers are a bit more obvious, they lose everything and in full view of everyone. Can derive from a fetish because of internal conflict or just plain “God hates me” realisations. Usually a person full of hate. They hate them selves, their friends and their pets. Can manifest implosive or explosive depending on situation. Not necessarily a loser for life, bad child hoods can result in poor self-esteem etc. but who knows. Hey free will right!

Mate: how u going loser?
Mate (sad face): girlfriend dumped me..
Mate: that’s because ur house smells like a buzzard off a shit wagon. It’s been 5 months.. clean up!

Wife fking some guy: u like this shit baby?.. I like this shit!..
Hubby: …

Bully: hey loser ha ha ha!
Me: hi. Hru?

-dipshit

by -dipshit May 3, 2022

bitchass loser

Anyone named Brian, David, or Dylan

John: “you bitchass loser!”
Dylan: “is it because I’m a Dylan?”

by Bitchass Loser November 19, 2022

Niggerdick loser

A 20+ year old individual who has no job, no money, no future and lives in their parents house rent free while playing video games all day.

Ever since Kevin moved into his step dads house and quit his old job, he’s been a niggerdick loser.

by Siax February 20, 2024

Loser

Loser is the worst character in object show history. used to be friends with the legendary winner (so much better than him) and used to be a musician also. (i assume) but i don't know how he sings with a screechy old man voice. what is so great about him anyway? anyone who likes loser is a loser.

Me: hey are you a fan of loser? Bubble: OMG!!!!! YESSS!!! Me: you're not my waifu anymore.

by anonymous February 1, 2023

Loser

A basic and generally childish insult that is used on people who either loose (a game, challenge, etc.) or are just unpopular or have no friends. The word loser is considered a harmless insult that mostly children, who don't have a vocabulary of actual insults (Bitch, Dick, Asshole, etc.), use.

Bully 1: Have you met that kid over there?

Bully 2: Yeah, he's a real loser. He has no friends.

by Comrade.eXe December 1, 2019

loser loaded

when you get so intoxicated that you act, resemble and are labelled based on your drunken performance as a loser

"Let's go out and just get loser loaded tonight"

"He was so loser loaded at Madison's party that she may never talk to him again."

by Doff-doff October 20, 2013