Totally prepared and/or anticipatory for a particular engagement. Generally used in the positive sense, for an event which one looks forward to. More euphonic than similar cocked locked and ready to rock.
"Dude, you still good for that party over at Jay-Jay's?"
"Shit, nigga -- I'm locked, cocked and ready to rock!"
"Shit, nigga -- I'm locked, cocked and ready to rock!"
by EnglishMayjah February 09, 2009
A slang term to describe the pleasurable moment when you realise you've scored and you'll shortly be on your way home with a chick for a bit of action!
As Dave left the bar with his girlfriend, his mates asked where he was going. He simply said "I'm locked and loaded, and good to go!"
by DC July 14, 2004
When someone throws a shitfit at the house after his or her significant other leaves without saying goodbye. Commonly found within close-nit families and popular parties.
Guy 1: Dude, don't leave me now, bro.
Guy 2: Watch me... watch me take this ass down the road!
Guy 1: NO. If you do that, Gloria is gonna throw a shitfit and the house is gonna go into crisis lock down mode.
Guy 2: Watch me... watch me take this ass down the road!
Guy 1: NO. If you do that, Gloria is gonna throw a shitfit and the house is gonna go into crisis lock down mode.
by the wedding crasher March 25, 2011
The appropriate response to a forum/message board topic thread that is of no use to anything. It consists of no content worthy of reading, teal deers, and self pictures that make you want to throw acid in your eyes. Also, in general the OP is a giant faggot.
OP: "Hey guiz, post what Urban Dictionary Says about your name! Come on, it will be fun!"
Response: "Shit thread lock and b&"
Response: "Shit thread lock and b&"
by David D Davidson Jr. July 15, 2010
Jan: Why is a man sleeping around is ok while a woman doing the same thing is a slut?
Bill: Master Key Shitty Lock.
Jan: what does that mean?
Bill: A Master Key Penis can open many Different locks, a Shitty Lock Vagina will open with many different keys
Jan: That's sexist.
Bill: No it is the truth.
Bill: Master Key Shitty Lock.
Jan: what does that mean?
Bill: A Master Key Penis can open many Different locks, a Shitty Lock Vagina will open with many different keys
Jan: That's sexist.
Bill: No it is the truth.
by McOwnage March 04, 2016
a fictional lock ness monster that dances
by nigletousity November 24, 2010
Expression used by craps dealers - you're trapped, no way out. could also mean:
your job is secure,
you're engaged to be married,
you knocked up your girlfriend & you're going to pay child support for the rest of your miseable life.
your job is secure,
you're engaged to be married,
you knocked up your girlfriend & you're going to pay child support for the rest of your miseable life.
Pit Boss: Vinko is moving to Vegas so it looks like they'll promote Joey D.
Box Person: He's locked in like a come bet!
Box Person: He's locked in like a come bet!
by the wetspot March 29, 2008