Simp-lifier

Accuses others of being Simps willy nilly, most probably because it takes one to know one.

Eric said" Your such a simp Toby", get on with your life". Toby replied "No man your just a simp-lifier"

by Thepwerplelazer January 12, 2015

Crummy Liter Number Boppers

When you're trying to feed your slave and he calls you a mean guy

slave-"You is a mean guy yo"

Me-Crummy Liter Number Boppers!

by Tan Tan Da Kid October 19, 2017

pa lifer

Someone that was born in and never leaves the state of Pennsylvania. Usually due to either being broke, redneck, white trash, or a bozo that is afraid of traveling. Typically these people are set in their ways and have no idea how to act at a fancy restaurant or higher class social gathering due to being uncultured.

Man did you hear Jimmy just turned 35...he still lives at home with his 300lb mom in her trailer in honey brook. He's a pa lifer , he ain't ever going anywhere.

by Moved Out Of PA Thank God October 18, 2017

Im literally going bald/im going diabetic

Something you say when youre not happy about something or if youre annoyed

*dude kills you in fortnite*
You : dude Im literally going bald and diabteic rn!!

Im literally going bald/im going diabetic

by Cjaydedj January 28, 2019

5-Liter-Tag

1. Derived from German ("five liter day"), a phrase describing a the plan to drink at least 5 liters (1.32 gallons / 176 fl oz) of beer on a given day, which is widely considered the perfect amount.

2. May also be used as a verb

1. Kevin: "Guys! 5-Liter-Tag today, ja?"
Everyone: "ok" *starts drinking*

2. Manuel: "Dude, i'm totally gonna 5-liter-tag today, bro!"
Victor: "Oh, sweet. It's lit!"

by oddsmeister March 1, 2019

lefting lefteroo

When you are taking a sharp left turn in a car

lefting lefteroo up here

by squidwardgoesurban April 18, 2020

a literal pine tree

exactly what i typed. also a perfect friend. I love you :)

Person A: wow that’s a literal pine tree

Person B: they make me happy

by Giant Rat December 31, 2019