lady hardon

the female equivalent of a boner.

Is it weird that this movie is giving me a lady hardon?

by 01.25.10 June 25, 2010

Lady-Car

A sad, pathetic looking car that has extreme desire to be another automobile. Generally used to transport elderly to the market, early-bird specials and church. A general nuisance to other people do to its small tires and inability to go the speed limit. A perfect fit for any senior citizen.

Ed was driving his lady-car well below the speed limit to the early bird special when he hit a pot hole and the car's small tires went flat.

by teebone18 July 7, 2011

lady merlin

a hot as fuck mage from the seven deadly sins, boar sin of gluttony.
escanor's crush lol.

"Lady Merlin,daughter of Belialuin."

by hidanswhore January 31, 2021

Lady Lasso

A guy who reels in girls left and right and takes advantage of their bodies

Person 1: I can't believe Jessica just hooked up with that lady lasso like oh my god I can't even
Person 2: She went that low? Shit.

by ZStambs21 January 20, 2017

Lady & The Tramping

One person has food in their mouth while other runs up and french kiss the food out of them. MUST BE A RANDOM PERSON.

Tom: I totally lady and the tramped my girlfriend.

Bill: nahh man its only Lady & The Tramping if its a random person.

Tom: Oh shit I'm gay.

by Osoreos July 5, 2012

Lady Sticks

Tampons

Hey, can you go grab Jenny some Lady Sticks? It's that time of month again

by TheAesthete February 21, 2011

lady night

noun. A play on the phrase "ladies night" where a group of women go out together for female bonding, usually including drinks. In the case of "lady night" it's when a woman stays home by herself (husband, children, etc. are all out of the house) and drinks wine (or any other alcoholic beverage) while doing something she likes to do alone (read, watch TV, Facebook, knit).

Henry's playing darts tonight and Bijou's staying at a friends so I'm home all alone. I think I'll get some wine and make it lady night!

by JessicaGee July 6, 2010