lady night

noun. A play on the phrase "ladies night" where a group of women go out together for female bonding, usually including drinks. In the case of "lady night" it's when a woman stays home by herself (husband, children, etc. are all out of the house) and drinks wine (or any other alcoholic beverage) while doing something she likes to do alone (read, watch TV, Facebook, knit).

Henry's playing darts tonight and Bijou's staying at a friends so I'm home all alone. I think I'll get some wine and make it lady night!

by JessicaGee July 6, 2010

Lady Sticks

Tampons

Hey, can you go grab Jenny some Lady Sticks? It's that time of month again

by TheAesthete February 21, 2011

lady hardon

the female equivalent of a boner.

Is it weird that this movie is giving me a lady hardon?

by 01.25.10 June 25, 2010

Lady & The Tramping

One person has food in their mouth while other runs up and french kiss the food out of them. MUST BE A RANDOM PERSON.

Tom: I totally lady and the tramped my girlfriend.

Bill: nahh man its only Lady & The Tramping if its a random person.

Tom: Oh shit I'm gay.

by Osoreos July 5, 2012

Butter Lady

Paula Deen from the food network.

Don't you know Paula Deen? She is the butter lady!

by Ktnski October 7, 2011

Llama Lady

A superhero derived from a love of llamas. Growing up on a llama farm with fellow llamas ensured her llama like features and love for llamas. All the llamas love her and she would never let a Godamn llama down! (She is often teamed up with her fellow superhero, Beaver Boy.)

-llama distress noise-

Llama lady, to the rescue!!

by Llama ladies secret identity. July 19, 2009

leading lady

1) Main chick

I want you to be happy, even if that means I'm not the leading lady in your life.

by Alienhuman April 13, 2021