cart leaver

A person who 'ain't nobody got time for dat' to put their cart in the cart parking lot; therefore give someone the headache to crash into the cart and scrape Justin Bieber's Ferrari. More simply, a dumb ass who just puts their shopping cart in the middle of the parking spot thinking the cart has a brain.

Joe: Why are you late John?
John: Some dumb ass cart leaver left their cart in the middle of the parking spot at Walmart and I scraped Obama's Ford Escape.

by ChefCake May 24, 2017

string loader

When you shoot out your dick but it has a solidity to it. Almost like that of Spider-Man.

Timbob has a real string loader. Never letting that in my mouth. YUCK!

by Welch's gummies October 16, 2017

Labia Leaver

A girl who ditches her friends every time she gets a new guy!
Male Version: Dick Ditcher

"That bitch finally earned the title labia leaver after the 3rd time she stopped talking to me when she found a new boyfriend."

by JAMISON75TX December 20, 2017

sneaky leaver

When someone leaves the room, trying to not be noticed to go and masturbate.

Hey, remember when i randomly ran off last night? Ha. Im a sneaky leaver.

by Icubertyyyyyy July 5, 2018

pie loader

The sexiest god damn truck you ever did see

Holy shit that is a nice pie loader

by The vehicle god October 2, 2018

Marius Leander

A Marius Leander is a handsome and tall man that has a big wiener. The wiener eats all asses of all women

Yasmyn: OMG!!!! He is SOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Marius Leander
Linda: YAAAAAS QUUEEEEN

by TITTYEATINJESUUS June 10, 2019

Ok leaver

Same as ok boomer for Brexit enthousiasts

L:"We finally had our great country back and we will not tolerate any other language than the queen's english
R:"Ok leaver"

by Dervel February 2, 2020