Knee-work

Blow job. Fellatio. Work done on one's knees.

"Man look at those knee-pads, she must have (give) a lot of knee-work."

by pcvbg26 August 29, 2011

knee cleavage

When effeminate men wear shorts too small showing too much knee; also known as kneevage.

"Nice knee cleavage, are those your sister's shorts?"

by hklr May 10, 2016

Knee Slapper

A saying a person does when another person says an unfunny joke but you're being sarcastic about it, indicating it was the funniest joke you have ever heard in your life. (being sarcastic if you didn't get that)

"Hey Billy, why did the chicken cross the road?... TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!" *laughs hysterically*

"What a knee slapper, Timmy!" *slaps knee*

by lovelyleftorgan777 May 4, 2022

Scratching Your Knee

A term that is used as an excuse for when you’re caught jerking one out. Could also mean jerking off in general.

Guy 1: Hey man we’re you just wanking it?!?!
Guy 2: Nah, just scratching my knee.
Guy 1: Oh, alright, continue scratching your knee then.

by TheRussianHammer May 16, 2018

Lil Knee Grow

Lil Knee Grow is the best CS:GO Player EU.

Enemy team 1: Oh shit! It's Lil Knee Grow!
Enemy team 2: Let's just give up, my dudes...

by Bullshitter42069 October 26, 2017

knobby knees

giving someone CRAZY NECK while on a hard wood floor and bruises start to form on ur knees

man 1: hey dude did you see how bruised up ashleys knees were?
man 2: yea she has knobby knees from the neck she gave me last night

by wifesize July 1, 2024

controller knee balance

if a person can balance a video game controller on their knee for over 2 seconds they deserve sex from a person of their choice

person one: “hey bro! i finally got the controller knee balance”
person two: “you know what that means, time for you to fuck jessica”

by pepe123englishpenis January 4, 2022