Jordan Poythress

A short black midget

That nigga Jordan Poythress is a midget

by Yurl Tarded June 15, 2020

jordan costa

A sick twisted motherfucker

Damn Jordan Costa

by Jansport wearing mother fucker July 31, 2016

Jordan / Chris?

Makes insulting jokes about despite his love for you

Jordan / Chris ? : * makes joke *
Someone : * pretends to be offended / upset *
Jordan / Chris? : nouuuu ily really ㅠㅠ

by LeafyLever June 17, 2018

Jordan knoll

A wanna be gang member that thinks he is tough but is just a pussy white boy. He thinks he is a blood.

Jordan knoll is a worthless piece of shit

by I like puss May 18, 2020

Jordan Licker

A person who isn’t African American that glorifies black people and blames police when black suspects resist arrest. Believes that blacks are oppressed and are victims of racism.
A person who isn’t African American and Uses the N word in every sentence

Person1: Did you see him defending that thug saying the officer should’ve been fired for doing his job?

Person 2:yeah he’s is being a Jordan licker again

He’s always using the N word in every sentence he’s sure is a Jordan licker

by Chris vtech October 30, 2023

A Jordan Story

A "Jordan Story" is a story that has no purpose or real ending but instead fizzles out with a long build-up, only to never reach a true climax, or to have a climax that lacks any real significance. These stories are typically followed by Jordan Frasca giggling about the story to herself, making them actually funny.

Um...okay? what was the point of that? that was just A Jordan Story.

by bsmithers April 13, 2019

jordan poulsen

the man, hes just that guy that would be there if you needed to talk about ANYTHING. He is always so supportive of anything, and his smile, is EVERYTHING. He also has a great sense of humor, and he will know how to make you laugh if you're in the absolute worst mood.

wow, I'm really in love with Jordan Poulsen.

by clownpoo October 20, 2020