Elle Jade

This little lady is a proper one she is. She loves life and enjoys past, present and future. She is a sex goddess and enjoys getting bedded on many an occasion but always nice never naughty. She has fear of personal detail and card machine as well as be charged. She have sheself one too many a gin on the Boxing Day.

Above all she be a pious lass and never miss sheself a confession at Sunday mass.

God knows she be the queen of twerk.

“Have yeh seen that Elle Jade? She be sooooo nice!”

by Sirhenryviii November 23, 2021

jade stone

To describe something or someone offensively.
Looks similar to a raccoon.

Ex. Ew, that girl is Jade Stone.

by Panduhhh May 8, 2008

Jade Stalk

(n.) Asian penis; Penis that holds aura

Master wu showed me his ancient technique to stroke the Jade Stalk

by masterwu69 October 7, 2025

Jade rights

Something non existing.

Jade: *does something inappropriate*
Everyone who sees it: 🚫 jade rights

by idctbh July 18, 2019

jade

type your definition here…

who’s jade wtf

by jansjajahjshshs November 23, 2021

Jade

Sexy, that’s all.

Jade is sexy. No one else

by Byjason November 23, 2021

Jade

Jade is a hyperactive gay man who will be interested in all kinds of sprorts

My boyfriend jade is in all sports you can say

by Cuuumdaddy November 5, 2021