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Joey

A man with an incredibly small penis. So small that toddlers feel like King Kong around him.

Frequents tallywhacker woods with other men of the micro penis persuasion.

Drives a large vehicle for a living to compensate for his lack of manhood.
Had sex with my new boyfriend last night. He was a Joey.

Oh sit. So did you laugh or just tell him to get out?
by Gazza2607 February 8, 2025
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Joey an Cindy

Not strangers, good friends, have a past together, they had good sex ,(when they were both into it) . Joey really likes her alot an would always want her around an would give her her space an trust her, an not fight with her over stupid things. I'll be here when she is ready to have me even if it is just to satisfy her own sexual needs,( fingers crossed) . Or even just to listen to her vent an talk my ear off. But no matter what I'll always be her friend.
Joey an Cindy ;
soul mates. This is how I would use both names in a sentence: Joey wants to fuck the shit out of Cindy an hold her right after.
by DonkeyPunch69696969 July 3, 2022
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Joey Gase

A Nascar driver who is autistic with down syndrome and has a make a wish sponsor and his make a wish is to be nascar champion. his catchphrase is Do You Want To Be My Friend he has a very high pitcher voice
"hi im joey gase do you wanna be my friend"
kid "sure"
mother "no son stay away from him he's retarded"
by Joey Gase August 14, 2022
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joey

A smart and cool guy that makes bad decisions when it comes to making friends because usually, they make fun of him by calling him fat every he treats them nicely. (this is just me not the joey from friends) joey .c
"Joey went to his afterschool and one of his friends call him fat"
by shatter head November 21, 2022
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Lil Joey Burley

A guy who's around 5'4 and little muscle balls of a man, they are always trying to stir something up but deep down we all know they are upset and struggling with little man syndrome.
Bro Henry Cejudo is a lil Joey burley, fuck that guy.
by Dan&LeesExcellentAdventures April 24, 2023
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Joey

A person who has loose wrists
Joey be careful, you're nearly stepping on your hands
by JackMichaelson May 12, 2020
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Joey

by Joeylittle June 16, 2019
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