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Joey

A Joey is a person who is never perfect but tries their best at everything. A Joey is hurt easily and also easily gets over being hurt. He has extreme highs and lows. He likes alt-rock and punk-rock, believing that any other rock bands are not true rock. He believes this because alt-rock and punk-rock have emotion. Usually after about 13 years of life, a Joey will start being more optimistic about his life and find a new array of different hobbies. Joey wants to be an author, screenwriter, and rock star when he grows up. If none of those jobs work out, he'll move in with his parents. He wants to go to community college to possibly get a bachelor's degree. He tries his best to be kind, although he isn't all the time. A Joey will feel like an outsider for the first 1/8 of his life, but he will soon learn that there is more to life than moping around and being sad. He will make the decision to break free from the chains of life and become himself.
Girl 1: Joey is so weird.
Girl 2: Not really.
by J.T. Summit September 15, 2022
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The ‘Joey’ Effect

You begin using Joey’s peculiar slang, and start adapting to his childish mannerisms.

Examples:

“No Kizzy Cappy”

“Bro” (bœ)

*throwing up gang signs*

Someone being upset or in pain, and he says: “its gonna be ok.” 👋

*Calling Maya “Mayaronie”*

Just in general giving people weird/fire nicknames🔥

*constantly dabbing people up or trying to*

always asking “ooooh are you guys datingg?” to two people of the opposite sex
Random person: My mom died. *cries*

Me: Danggg.

Maya: See Carson, thats “The ‘Joey’ Effect
by yaemikosbdaytwin April 14, 2022
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joey mc joey face

A very very super silly guy
Joey mc joey face is very silly
by Ammymcam November 22, 2021
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Joey

Best friend a fella could have.
by Sapnest September 11, 2019
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Joey

Someone kind hearted. He’s hard working. He’s someone loyal. He’s a best friend. He’s understanding and he can sit there and listen to you rant for hours on end. He’ll be there when you need him even when you feel like nobody’s there for you. He’s loving and kind and hilarious. He’ll make you smile with the simplest gesture. He’s protective and will always want the best for you. He gives the warmest hugs and allows you to feel safe with him. Joey is an amazing person and deserves the best of what the world can offer.
1: You look really happy !
2: I owe it to Joey.
by kinene November 21, 2021
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Joey

Joey is a handsome boy who deserves to be loved and needs help. He gets very sad over small things but he is so cute hes like a little baby. There are some things he needs to learn about life but doesnt have the right people around him to teach him them. The love he gives feels so free you can have so much fun together he will make you feel so comfortable and even hearing him breathe can make you feel so safe. His voice is so calming its like listening to the waves of the ocean and his energy his laugh is contagious. He will make you happy even when you dont want to be. If he wants you he will change for you. The heartbreak really hurts when hes gone because he was the only one you had, the one who stuck beside you and supported you in everything, he will try to understand you and he will love you, but he cant stand being alone. I miss you and ill never stop loving you because what i felt for you was real.
Girl 1:isnt that joey
Gurl 2: yes, hes with that new girl but i wish he knew how i felt, i never wanted it to end.
by Stt10709 October 7, 2025
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Joey Sullivan

Joey sullivan; the noun of someone who's short and dated aria
"hey, you're a joey Sullivan!"
"No, I'm tall!"
by Markys wife May 28, 2024
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