Japanese Fire Escape

When several people get out of a car at a stoplight, and have sex on top of the car. A sex act that is extremely difficult to pull off, and has an extremely high probability of arrest. DO NOT ATTEMPT

Did you see those two have sex on their car??" "No, i can't believe anyone would try the Japanese Fire Escape!

by hollowed leaf December 28, 2010

Japooties

(pl) - Chocolate Covered Almonds

I went to the supermarket and got a box of Japooties, then I went home and played Donghammer on the XBox 180.

by Frock Donghammer March 15, 2012

japooties

Chocolate covered almonds

"While you were gone Mom, Dad and I ate japooties!"

by deepwank March 15, 2012

Japanese U-boat captain

When you go down on your girl for so long, that your glasses get fogged up.

I went down on Marci for 54 minutes last night and I looked like a Japanese U-boat captain

by jcracky April 23, 2013

Japanese Butterfly Kiss

When two rock hard cocks lightly brush heads together resembling an "Eskimo kiss".

Ryan and Mike looked deep into each other's eyes while they shared a sensual Japanese Butterfly Kiss.

by DreadyorKnot November 22, 2014

Japanese Handshake

The act of a man giving himself oral sex while standing, thusly making him resemble a Japanese man bowing.

Ex: Dude, I totally had a Japanese Handshake on the subway yesterday! High Five!

by PhillyPizzaGod May 6, 2014

Japoo

The art of defecating whilst in the country Japan.

Be right guys, I just need to take a quick Japoo.

*comes back after Japooing
"Ah Nathan, how was your Japoo?"
"Excellent thanks Steve"

by nathan and steve February 24, 2020