j-diddles

a cross between jack squat & diddly squat meaning nothing.

Friend: What you up to later?
Me: J-diddles, will pass through in a bit.

by Dash 5 March 9, 2007

j burn

When you eat alot of jalepeños and that same night you take a shit that brings a tear to your eye. Literally.

dude, i had a j burn and i couldn't sleep last night.

by JBesch May 15, 2007

J-Mart

In the TV show South Park, J-Mart is a parody of Kmart where all of the Poor kids have to shop for clothes. Token Williams, the rich black kid from South Park, wants to shop there to be like a normal kid.

Cartman had to shop at the South Park J-Mart because his mother is a crackwhore and doesn't make much money.

by ekulwyo October 28, 2006

hold J

according to War Thunder this word means exit and self destruct whatever vehicle you are in.

hold J! do it ya bastart!

by quote by "Squire" March 16, 2021

j drunk

When you drink way too much way too fast

Oh man, I drank a case of beer in 4 hours, I was j drunk.

by tyd May 25, 2015

The J. Nelson

- The process by which a man places his penis between the legs of a woman from behind, giving the appearance the woman has herself a very very small penis from the front

"honey what are you doing?"
"Its ok dear, im just giving you the J. Nelson"
"Wow that looks small from my view"
"Yeh, I know, now you are a J. Nelson"

by Northern Ireland Fact Monkey September 6, 2011

Aimee J

The most amazing girl you will ever meet her smile can cure depression and she has helped so many people than she’s realises she can be nice and caring and compassionate but if you piss her off enough she’ll probably kill you. She loves her dog Stella and cats. She says meow a lot that’s why her nickname is kitten. She loves slipknot. She denies she doesn’t like the dead weather but deep down she does along with Ed sheeran and Shawn mendes. She is loved by many also hated by many too.

Simply put.

She’s perfect and she deserves to be happy.

Aimee J is amazing that’s it end of.

by Random737728 February 23, 2019