intellisexy

adj.- when a person's intelligence is attractive, and not necessary their physical appearance.

Oh, baby! That nerd in AP Calc is so intellisexy!

by Nagakara October 16, 2007

internet gremlins

the things that cause you to lose internet connection mid instant messanging...

a: hi
b: hi
#a is now offline#
#a is online#
a: f**kin internet gremlins raping my connection
b: lol

by jackdemo May 8, 2008

intelligentrification

The phenomenon where smart people start hanging out with dumb people and become dumber.

I can't believe how much Debbie has changed since she met Robert. There's been complete intelligentrification. I don't think she's played chess in months.

by shadycat June 23, 2008

Internet Limbo

The act of not knowing the next website or act to do on the internet.

Steve: *Sigh*
Bob: What's wrong with you?
Steve: Oh, nothing I'm just in internet limbo.
Bob: Sucks for you. I'm looking at porn.

by Warfalcon May 1, 2010

internetizen

1. A citizen of the internet 2. One who has no life. 3. One whose home is an incorporeal series of electronic signals. 4. A very sad individual. 5. Modern man.

If you spend as much time on the internet as you do off it, you are an internetizen.

by Fleetlord Atvar August 5, 2010

Internet Pedo

Somebody who edates girls, and cybers with them. THen, he'll show you his dick, ESPECIALLY if you are underage, then cheat on you. This is a warning to every girl online. If you ever come across a certain person named "Scott Nishida", you are in grave danger, because he is the biggest internet pedo of them all. He'll suck you into a relationship, then cyber you, show off his dick (especially if you're underage) and then dump you. And internet pedo also often begs for forgivness after.

Anyone who either:
flashes their junk, cybers underage, e-dates a new person every week qualifies for an internet pedo.

by Anonymous lololol October 18, 2010

Intense Farting Remorse

When you let out a small fart and think no one will notice, but then you are the first to realize that it was a fart to be reckoned with, and deeply regret the coming accusations by peers.

John: (to himself) I think ill let out this fart it seems just like a pocket of air.

(several seconds and it disperses)

John: (to himself) Oh shit damn! (he experiences intense farting remorse) That fart was the real deal. My ass is grass.

John's Boss: John, was that you? Holy shit how do you expect me to conduct a meeting after that? Just pack your shit and get out of the office by 3 PM

Nearby Attractive Women: We will NEVER have sex with that man and we will also tell our friends not to.

by Cool Ev December 2, 2010