slide into a DM

Abbreviation for the phrase "slide into a doo maker". Can be used to depict a sexual act involving penetration of one's anus.

Man, I'm so horny. What would I give to slide into a DM right now...

by djadamm December 3, 2023

Lactose intolerance

You're right Matt Walsh! It's isn't real! Lactose TOLERANCE is actually a genetic mutation developed by EUROPEANS! That, what you did right there, is what the shit-libs mean when they talk about WHITENESS! You delude yourself into believing that your experience reflects the nature of reality... BUUUUUUUT... Your experience is actually an aberration that goes AGAINST the norm. Lactose tolerance is a white trait but (in the zeitgeist) the INTOLERANCE OF LACTOSE is framed as aberrant. Which is reflective of what is happening to me. My behavior is being framed as aberrant... BUUUUT... I'm not the one stalking and weaponizing schizophrenia delusions of reference! I'm doing regular shit.

Hym "So lactose intolerance ISN'T real. You're not supposed to be tolerant of lactose because people were supposed to be sucking on cow tits. It's gross. Stop doing beastiality."

by Hym Iam May 26, 2024

im into fat bitches

probably the most based sentence. simply just...into fat bitches.

twitter user: im into fat bitches
comment 1: me too bro
comment 2: me too bro
comment 3: me too bro

by gay fa May 28, 2024

Zoom into

To zoom into is to use the Zoom application to attend a meeting or seminar.

-Jackion zoomed into a seminar last night.
-Does he always zoom into seminars?

by AnisAzzi May 30, 2024

self intorianated

Self righteous without consideration or moral standard with a hidden depth of anger and fury

Single mothers wishing themselves a happy fathers day is so self intorianated

by Kookykate June 16, 2024

turn into a tree

it's a slang for eliminating someone in an object show

"letter: oh my paper! i didn't know gear was turned into a tree! he was my best friend!
patchy: it's gonna be okay letter! after all you can win this season for him!"

turn into a tree : )

by burntcrumbs June 29, 2024

Grease Intolerance

A Condition That Causes Belly Pain, Nausea, Vomiting, Uncontrollable Diarrhoea, Dizziness, Fatigue, Epilepsy, Mental Retardation & Death Caused By Dehydration

This Condition Is Typically Chronic & Can Last For Up To 20 Years

Mostly Common In Females

Julie Has Grease Intolerance So Don’t Show Her Any Strobe Lights Or We’ll Have To Take Her To The Hospital

by ChickenBirds July 5, 2024