lay the pipe

act of screwing women's tits

Man, I wanted to lay the pipe with my woman last night but she said, "You aint putting your dick in my boobs".

My woman has big ass boobs so laying the pipe with her was off the chain!

by Tap Dat#1 August 2, 2012

laying pipe

Pooper sex.

Man, I was laying pipe with this one nasty chick last night and she farted and cried at the same time.

by B. Miller October 22, 2003

Pipe job

When someone loses their shit, or goes off the rails. Much like a crackhead would do.

We were in a normal conversation and all of the sudden, Julie goes from zero to pipe job in 2 seconds flat!

by Richter Ass November 8, 2019

Pipe nagger

Pipe nagger (noun): Someone that goes around harassing pipes. I.e. PVC pipes, crack pipes, copper pipes etc...

The pipe nagger broke his friend's crack pipe.

by Dogby May 12, 2014

vent pipe

The crack of the ass prominently displayed by repair men while bending over.

I was very gassy after lunch, so when I was repairing the refrigerator, I discreetly let a fart out. It travelled up my vent pipe and was trapped in my Carrhart work shirt.

by Anthony Orifice August 24, 2004

Pipe of Paradise

A cyclindical contraption (Hose) inserted up between the male or female buttocks (Anus) in a form of colonic irrigation using steaming hot urine from your loving partner.

Bernard drank so much tea round the vicars house, he was prepared to give Doris the pipe of paradise as a token of his
affection.

by *Shark* October 23, 2011

pipe surfing

Sexual intercourse, can be used as a proposition; e.g. "do you want to go pipe surfing", can be used in past and present tense. e.g. - female:"I was pipe surfing yesterday at the beach". (Also "surfing the pipe")

I was pipe surfing yesterday at the beach".

by Miked89 September 23, 2013