Angsty-Pants

In the same vein as Sad Pants, Angry Pants, Cranky Pants, et al. A person feeling & showing off their angst-ridden mood.
Benny told his friend on the phone, "I'm not up to going to the club tonight, really; Jennifer's been little miss Angsty-Pants since she lost her job last week."
by The Horn'd One August 15, 2011
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Pant Diarrhea

when a hot girl farts on your anus without asking
Pant Diarrhea Make Me Dumb!
by xX 44100 Xx July 27, 2021
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xan pants

when a dude high off bars pants sag to their knees since they honestly don't give a shit about their pants sagging
guy 1: tell dude pick his pants up

guy 2: nah dude he off xans right now
guy 1: them shits xan pants not even sagging no more
by siptoomuch June 19, 2020
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Panting pussy

So, if your at the club and you find yourself with a panting pussy, you may feel an unquenchable desire emanating from your moist, supple, undulating nether-regions.
Damn bitch, you're gonna need to leash that panting pussy!
by Nose It All March 04, 2017
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computer pants

A better sounding name for the underwear you wear in front of a computer for maximum comfortability (and thermal balance) when you are alone at home and don't have to go somewhere.
When I get home, I'll change into my computer pants.
by felixh September 30, 2016
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Falsey pants

Andrew Lindenberger
Wow, that guy is such a falsey pants. He needs to get himself a unicorn.
by Ebony Adara June 17, 2013
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Snamo Pants

Camouflaged pants worn with Sneakers.

The retarded cousin of Sneans.
Check out that guy wearing Snamo Pants. You can bet he's a virgin.
by Big Fudge & Marky Westside October 20, 2011
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