Glass Closet

A glass closet is a person or character who is gay but pretends to be straight, meaning they won't come out of the closet, but it does not matter, because its painfully obvious they are gay.

Or a closet that is see through due to it being made with glass panes.

Ex 1 - Person:
Gabe: Dude, you are such a glass closet.
Andy: Dude I swear I'm not gay!

Ex 2 - Actual closet:
Andy: Hey look at this glass closet you can see through it!
Gabe: Wow, this glass closet it so cool, I want one.

by lying on yo dead mama February 4, 2024

clown closet

a peculiar small closet or otherwise small section of room with no real defined purpose

"what's with this weird outcropping in the bathroom?" "that there is the clown closet."

by Jimmy memer October 22, 2025

Water Closet

the act of skipping class in a school bathroom, closet or change room

person 1: let’s go to math
person 2: not today, I’m gonna water closet

person 1: oh where will you be?
person 2: the bathroom near room 302

by Spooky Fuckass October 28, 2021

closet juice

Liquor found under the cabinet hidden from view; moonshine; homemade wine cabinet juice

I was way too drink after finding grandma's closet juice

by The original Queen Bee June 21, 2017

In the closet

Someone who's LGBTQQIA+ but hasn't come out yet

James was in the closet for ten years after realising that he was a trans man.

by Beyhive-StarWarsFan January 28, 2022

flashlight in the closet

an uncircumcised penis

Omg he totally had a flashlight in the closet.

by secretlover231 April 3, 2010

blatantly closeted

A gay Who is afraid to be gay and hide it from the world.

In front of his blatantly closeted uncle

by Herrold August 13, 2022