Cum Weed

When I get upset I can't put my peepee in cheese butt and then eat a dandelion

"plz let put peepee in butt."

"No go cum weed yourself bitch"

by Lesly bean March 27, 2020

asshole weed

when inmates shove weed so far up their rectum it doesn’t come out when the cough for an asshole check.

guys i coughed so hard and my asshole weed didn’t come out of my asshole

by crustydiscarge69 February 4, 2021

Weed Widow

The wife or partner of a grower of weed who finds herself alone for the majority of the time while the grower tends to the crop and other details. Being a weed widow made financial sense, which outweighed the absence of a husband or partner, before legalization destroyed the Black Market.

Harvest had him so busy she became a Weed Widow.

by Napkinlife August 9, 2018

A Blooming Weed

Someone or something doing their best to just make things work.

"I heard Anne's car needs some repairs?"
"Yeah, she's been a blooming weed with it lately."

by AIJT October 17, 2019

weed cheater

When you have plans with a friend to get high, but first you have to get high before you go over there.

"Hes a weed cheater, and never throws down"

by Zombri corp. July 25, 2014

weed doctor

when you a professional and a scientist in the all things marijuana. you know what delta9 means and what the hell a thricome is.

Hey, my plug knows his shit. He a weed doctor.

Yo man, can you check my weed out? I know you a weed doctor.

What the hell does THC mean? You my weed doctor.

by timbotron March 19, 2021

The Weed Limit

The speed you drive when you're high. Tends to be about 10mph below the speed limit.

"Yo, Brodie was so fuckin' stoned last night, we were in his mom's Mazda and he was totally driving the weed limit."
"That's dope. You want to smoke?"
"No, I got to go to work at my Dad's dealership."

by lumpos grandes November 5, 2014